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Zaiger For President

Discussion in 'Religion and Politics' started by The Lieutenant, Jul 15, 2012.

  1. The Lieutenant EDF Hero

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    Soon, Zaiger is going to be eligible to run for the office of President of the United States. I'm not sure if he's completely on board with the idea yet, but I'm sure if enough of us show support, he might actually try it.
    However, the sooner we start this run, the better, so we need to get Zaiger ready to run for the U.S. Senate, start building a portfolio for our ultimate goal.

    I know it sounds stupid, but what if? What if?
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  2. Bottom Feeder Girlvinyl

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    I'll have what he's having.
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  3. uberfukken 444-1

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  5. Dr. Rice Girlvinyl

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    If Encyclopedia Dramatica formed an American based political party like the German's Pirate Party (though it would be called the Encyclopedia Dramatica Party), I would not only volunteer shit tons of time to volunteer, such as going door-to-door, work on an ideological platform, etc. I would also help fund this platform by whatever means I can.
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  6. minty kwisatz haderach

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  7. zaiger Script Kitty

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    I can't be President until I am 34 years old iirc, which is in another 2 years. If Barack Obama has taught us anything it's that you only need 2 years of senate experience at the state level to be elected for president. Let's do it. I accept your om-nom-nomination as the Senate representative from Encyclopedia Dramatica.
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  8. Dr. Rice Girlvinyl

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    @Flu is down for running for public office in Canada as an EDiot. While I think every EDiot candidate should have a unique platform, but given we are free-speech internet fascists, we should have a common dogma centered around some basic policies. Despite me saying "internet fascists" very little about the universal dogma will be fascist in nature (cause I know how to cool my jets). While ED is by no means "true" democrats, meaning we oppose the General Assembly nature of Occupy Wall Street (which is literally what killed the movement, no leadership to crush stupid people/ideas from taking over), I do care about is what "valued" members (aka not niggerfaggots) of Encyclopedia Dramatica care about. I want to hear about issues you care about and your stances on them. So please post in here and bitch to me about these issues.

    Now forming an internet based political party in the shit void that is American politics is completely doable (though people like me would be doing a good deal of the work). What the average EDiot (YOU) would have to do is just promote the party to family and friends for stupid shit like voting in a democracy, which is pretty fucking easy. There is nothing to fucking lose and infinite lulz to be gained.
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  9. The Lieutenant EDF Hero

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    Right, let's outline our plan.
    1. Establish a North American Lulz party.
    2. Start lobbying to elect Zaiger to a House or Senate seat as the premier member of the Lulz Party
    3. Get Zaiger elected to a House or Senate seat as the premier member of the Lulz Party
    4. Wait a few years while shit settles
    5. Run Zaiger for President
    6. Together, we can make America Lulzy again.
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  10. Dr. Rice Girlvinyl

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    I don't like the name "The Lulz Party," the "Encyclopedia Dramatica Party" sounds better because we can call party members EDiots. Besides, what would Lulz Party members be called? Lulziers? That doesn't have a nice ring to it, nor has a name that is well known. Encyclopedia Dramatica is a known entity, adding a party to the end of it and telling people, "We are the American version of the German Pirate Party" will help us get off the ground (which is going to be hard). Calling it, The Lulz Party, will make that even harder.
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  11. Solution Albino Adebisi

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    @zaiger who do view as potential running mates.
    Also, whats your stance on post-term abortion?
  12. Dr. Rice Girlvinyl

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    When you say "post-term abortion" do you mean: mercy killings of babies who are born into painful and untreatable medical conditions that cannot be detected pre-birth such as harlequin ichthyosis or are you saying we should kill untermensch because no one in their mind is going to support a party that is about the latter (also it really isn't funny/lulzy either, we are going to lulz it up enough with shit like the former).

    I think my past statements about "eugenics" are quite radical enough, but reasonable and comical. But eugenics via post-term abortion is something that is tyrannical because who among us is actually genetic ubermensch? None of us are that and because of that, we should not have policy that we ourselves cannot follow.
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  13. Solution Albino Adebisi

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    This↑
    Long term plans.

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  15. Solution Albino Adebisi

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    Nice Idea, however, Every-man transcendence really is too good a fate for some people, I am totally for a due process in deciding who gets the chopping block or closer to godstate. Perhaps a battery of test.....
    Not really what I glen from the good Rev. Wezzus.
  16. Dr. Rice Girlvinyl

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    1) If by some people, you mean criminals, then no. While I don't think all are capable of Yogic Superstates (Spiritual evolution into a new kind of human), @Weezus Christ disagrees with me on this and argues that all can. Still, more things have usage alive than dead.

    Should the Encyclopedia Dramatica Party be pro-death penalty for civilians with hangings (cause I think there is nothing more American than a good lynching) and for soldiers/civilians who commit war crimes, death by firing squad?

    2) Ultimately peace between all humans is desirable because we have bigger things to struggle against. In the best case of scenarios: the human race will forever be stuck in an economic struggle against the already established trade and financial regimes of the galactic community (look up bourgeois nations vs. proletarian nations arguments made by the Italian Nationalists prior to the rise of Fascism in 1919); or in the worse case of scenarios, a conflict where humanity will be harvested for their souls by an empire that conquers entire universes in order to build smaller avatars of the Supreme God Matrix (for military/economic/political/religious reasons) because the God Matrix does indeed pick sides in this game call existence.

  17. Weezus Christ Girlvinyl

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    I think everyone has the same potential to reach a higher state of awareness but i also know that most people are too weak and ignorant to take the necessary steps to enlightenment.

    i have mind fucked a lot of people into a higher level of cognition so i know that to some extent anyone can achieve at least better results from the reality around themselves.

    also hail satan.
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  18. oddguy So kawaii I make your kokoro go doki-doki~

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    Zaiger can be president of my cock.
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  19. The Lieutenant EDF Hero

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    Why not call us "L.P's"?
  20. Dr. Rice Girlvinyl

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    A nickname as the Lulz Party is cool, but it really comes down to that people already know Encyclopedia Dramatica. In a few months, this name will become a household word, I'd discuss it, but it is secret squirrel business currently.

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