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Yearbook Thread First Blood: Part 2

Discussie in 'Hall of Æpic' gestart door Beefcake, 4 aug 2011.

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  1. Emily BANNED LOL

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    Flat mohawk is still a mohawk
  2. Atomic_Joe Joevahkiin

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    I too am amazingly disappointed. I thought Europe was all sexy and ahead of the curve. This meet-ups sounds just...well...boring.
  3. Lucky EDF Elite

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    I KNOW! They didn't even run six year olds into the wall.
  4. Patroclus Rex EDF Hero

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    It was British class. We're classy.
    gencdo vindt dit leuk.
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  5. Baya Rae 4900 Lawlman

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    If anybody wants to meet up with me we can buy McDonald's and spend the rest of our time playing Perfect Dark. Anybody? No. Okay then.
    skylerconcarne vindt dit leuk.
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  6. Lucky EDF Elite

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    SHOULD HAVE HAD SHARKS OR SOMETHING .
  7. Atomic_Joe Joevahkiin

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    Classy = boring. Benny Hill showed me that Great Britain was all about sexy parties.
  8. Beefcake Best-selling author

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    Well, there was a distinct lack of Beefcake at this meeting.
  9. Emily BANNED LOL

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    I am now convinced of the existence of good looking british people.
  10. Regi EDF Hero

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    ge5undhe17 en DDshoeshowz vinden dit leuk.
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  11. Patroclus Rex EDF Hero

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    There wasn't a good enough ratio for a sexy party. Besides, are you saying sexy parties aren't classy, especially British ones?
  12. Immortal_Cake ¯\_( ツ )_/¯

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    So I was looking through my self-shots, from the past, and I ran into this...
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    Holy fuck, Justin Bieber with a beard!
    ge5undhe17 en Emily vinden dit leuk.
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  13. Atomic_Joe Joevahkiin

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    Looks more like a show down, if you ask me.

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    lulzyer, ge5undhe17, mr.jesus en 2 anderen vinden dit leuk.
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  14. Immortal_Cake ¯\_( ツ )_/¯

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    Oh, it's on; shit just got real.
  15. Beefcake Best-selling author

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    Emily en Atomic_Joe vinden dit leuk.
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  16. Flu EDF Elite

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    SPEAKING, LEGALLY, AS A BRITISH GUY (I have duel citizenship)
    Playing booze checkers is only classy if it's done as an interlude between heavier drinking and using cocaine, as a prelude to a gang-bang.
  17. Patroclus Rex EDF Hero

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    You won your citizenship in a duel?
    Dynamic Entry vindt dit leuk.
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  18. Regi EDF Hero

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    butterfly effect
  19. Flu EDF Elite

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    FUCK YEAH I DID.
    You think I was referring to a faggy "dual" citizenship, that one applies for like a bitch?? NO WAY.
    I came from the black woods of Northern Canada, where men are imapled on trees and screams grow from shallow graves like mortuary diamonds. Where snow and ice fight fire and thunder and man must reside some place in between.
    It was with a gesture of my hand that I raised the old Atlantean Land Bridge between continents, linking once more Alaska with Russia. And it was through the resulting territorial conflicts and bloodshed that I strode. Where the land-bridge failed, I stomped across the dead. I pressed on through Russia - through countless warzones, all the while sharpening my swords edge on the husks of the dead. I never rested. I pressed on. I swam the English Channel, thereby I assaulted Albion. Impassionately, I flipped off Big Brother and all his CCTV cameras in London, and slaughtered the mob of cops that came. I wadded through the gore of the dead to Buckingham, and with naught a sword but a clenched hand, took the head of the queen. I drank from her skull and was crowned 'Slayer of England' by the immortal reptilian, Phillip; 'did he dub me, Benjamin the Bloody: he who was anointed by violence; the Peerless.

    I took the Kingship.
    I attained: DUEL CITIZENSHIP.
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  20. Patroclus Rex EDF Hero

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    Oh well that's okay then.
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