That was a rhetorical question. I just wanted you guys to post funny shit about fat people. LOL. Jokes are fine, too.
you HAVE to make a gif of that 5 year old tub of lard boncing around in the first vid. JOKEY TIEM! I went up to this fat bird in the pub last night. "You're a big lass, aren't you?" I said. "Tell me something I don't know," she replied with a tear in her eye. "Salad tastes nice." There was a local family, whose daughter was frankly very overweight and unattractive. I remember one day her mum came into school and spoke during assembly, explaining that her daughter could no longer stand the bullying and had hanged herself the night before. The whole school was in shocked silence, then one lad shouted out, "fucking hell, it must have been a strong rope." Apparently here in the UK 60% of kids are overweight, and 72% of kids are having under-age sex So who is shagging all the fat kids? Why shouldn't you fuck a fat bird with AIDS? What, you need a third reason? A thickset guy is reading the newspaper, when he sees a weight-loss advert that claims to shed "a pound per $10, just call (202) 555-4874". He figures he'll give it go. The operator asks: "how much would you like to lose?" "ten pounds", the man replies. "a representative will be there next morning", says the operator. Sure enough, the next morning at 7AM, there's a ring at the doorbell. The man opens the door, to find a reasonably good-looking girl, stark-naked, save the sign around her neck, reading "If you catch me, you can have me." The fat guy chases her all over the house until he catches her and, sure enough, has his way with her. Dragging himself puffing and wheezing to the bathroom scales, he's overjoyed to find that he's dropped 10 pounds! "This is awesome", he thinks to himself. "I'll give them another call!" The same night he gives them a call and says he'd like to lose 20 pounds. "we'll send another representative", the operator says. The next morning, at 7AM, the man answers the door to find an achingly good-looking girl, naked except for a pair of running shoes and a sign around her neck stating "If you catch me, you can have me." The man eagerly chases the girl. It takes him a good deal longer to catch her this time, and after they have sex, he consults the scales. And sure enough, he's lost 20 pounds! That night he calls once more, and exclaims "I want to lose 50 pounds!" "50? isn't that a bit excessive?", the operator inquires. "look, I'm a paying customer, just do it", the man responds impatiently. "you'll meet the representative next morning." The next morning the man can hardly contain himself, as he opens the door at 7AM... To find a huge angry gorilla, fuming and grunting, with a sign around its neck.. "if I catch you..."
this question has been weighing heavily on my mind for a while now. it's a pretty big issue, wide you think EDFers could meaningfully weigh in on the subject?
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