...when we could be making tons of money! I mean check this guy, he's an Affiliate Marketing Gangster! Bitches love Gangsters and Affiliate Marketing so not only is he rich, he's surely drowning in pussy except not cause drowning's for LOSERS! Or this bitch! I mean her fucking LAPTOP'S handing her money, how much better can life get? See the look on her face that's her panicking bc she doesn't know what she's gonna do with all that COLD HARD CASH!! Bet you never thought THAT would ever be a problem of yours!! Or this other bitch!! She's so rich she could shill out on a PERSONAL ANTIGRAV DEVICE and now shes just FLOATING AROUND WHILE MAKING TONS OF MONEY!!! She's basically like that EVIL DUDE FROM DUNE!! If thats not badass I DONT KNOW WHAT IS!! I mean yeah, sure you can just go on working some shitty day job and having petty arguments on this stupid forum but MEANWHILE THIS DUDE IS MAKING 500 BUCKS A DAY ON CRAIGSLIST!! Holy shit I bet he's so rich he had that Ferrari fitted with a TURBO!! THAT GOES PSH-PSSHH!! BITCHES LOVE THAT PSH-PSSHH!!
SO! Have any of you NERDS turned your life around yet?! KNOCK KNOCK! - WHO'S THERE? - Orange! - Orange WHO?! ORANGE YOU A LOSER!!!
@CallMeMaggot - Be THE HERO of your country TODAY!! YOU'LL get TONS OF PUSSY once you make tons of MONEY and single-handedly pay your country's CRUSHING DEBT!! YOU'LL BE DRINKING WINE FROM THE WORLCUP TROPHY while THE QUEEN begs to suck your DICK but you'll turn her DOWN BECAUSE SHES AN OLD HAG!!
And I know how to do that shit, mang! When they make me king-pope-president I'm gonna legalize prostitution and weed! BANG! NO CRISIS, ALL SMILES Can u believe that shit? I'm gonna be pimping all the bitches and the goddamn stoners are going to BURY ME on their fucking daddy's stolen monnies ISN'T LIFE GREAT, MOTHERFUCKERS???? (Also, without Freddy, I don't want them to suck me anymore)
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