why do people keep comparing me to marilyn manson?

i get tagged in threads here as that shit and people in real life say it a lot.
obviously there is a relation but i dont see it. i think im more like weird al than manson.
i fucking hate weird al. manson actually has some good stuff from the nineties.

but you know who i consciously try to rip off and never get accused of it?

GWAR.

Ive been ripping off gwar for fucking YEARS.

in fact there was an interview i read back when i was like fourteen where the lead
singer said "were gonna be old or dead one day and we will need replacements" and
ever since then i sat in my room singing along to gwar songs, memorizing the lyrics
and mimicking their style because i KNEW i had to be the next oderus urungus.

a lot of my music, humor and artwork is absolutely inspired by gwar.

so i guess from a lot of thinking about the subject, most people are faggots and
dont know who gwar is and the only thing they know about shock rock or weirdos
is marilyn manson so thats what i get compared to because my critics are uncultured buffoons.



also this movie is fucking amazing from beginning to end.

at one point a midget with a for a mouth gets fisted to death and thats not
even the best part. theres a giant flesh collumn vehicle with a hitler head that spews deadly urine.

you should really familiarize yourself with this film. jello biafra in a fat suit.


seriously, watch this shit. its fucking fantastic.

You should become the new lead singer for GWAR, that would be fucking metal.

You both have that sallow unhealthy look about you that suggests you lay awake at night thinking of various things to put into a dog's asshole. I'm not even sure what that means but it's as close as I can come to an explanation

It's probably because you have a tiny chin and a shitty haircut.

god damn it. i cant argue with that. hahahaha

he stole my haircut by the way. ive had this shitty haircut for like ten years longer than him.

i planned on since dave brockie died. i planned to cover a shitload
of gwar songs vocals and send them to slavepit but it looks like
they are letting mike bishop aka: beefcake the mighty take over
the vocal duties for the moment.

Do it anyway faggot

Because its hard to tell if your fanfics are real or not.

you can ask anyone on my friends list or fucking come hang out.

ive given pretty much everyone here my address. i aint scared of having you faggots on my couch.

Because you are the living essence of a myspace faggot

Because your chin isn't JAWESOME.

i wish i could be a myspace faggot. it was so much better than facebook.

Because both of you are skinny sob's

Full disclosure: I thought you and weev were the same person at first.

lol me too.

weev is from my town. hes fun to hang out with.

i didnt think that at all.

thats sort of the entire principal behind posting. a bukkake of impotent rage and pony memes.

i really just wanted to get people to watch that movie.

that rape zombie movie from movie night pales in comparison.

*gives attention*

Okay what the FUCK is that doll thing on the counter?