Who would make a better mate?

LOL THIS IS JUST LIKE THAT TIME @Baya Rae 4900 POSTED PICTURES OF HIMSELF FOR @KITTYLOAF ON EDF

I love aviator caps, but that just looks stupid.

You have failed the first test. (Oh and I'm very happy you've found someone. Mainly because you'll probably stop nagging me for a fuck.)

you are currently breaking the law in your cuntry . lol. i dont expect anything less from someone from a country built by criminals. lol . inb4 America comment blah blah we stole this place we didnt get sent here for rape and murder. lol.

lol

I miss Khanzer, mostly of times.

gooby plz

You are very wrong. And quit acting like you hate attention, you sack of shit.

I don't. Fuck furries, even aquatic ones.
She gave an exquisite handjob though.

You've never had a real handjob till you've been suction cupped

Make me, whore.

So, what do I win?

Win what? I just told you that you can't have me.

That wouldn't really be winning anything, anyway.

Actually, it would. It'd be winning life.

For you, maybe, you fat fuck.
I won't be your live-in nursemaid required because of your "condition".

Having a massive cock has its costs as well as benefits, sweetheart.

Judging by Baya taking this degrading pic for some beezy ON THE INTERNET, instead of politely telling her to fuck off, Baya is clearly the kind of guy that gets friend-zoned all the time.

Baya, if this is the kind of shit you do, then you will never find a "mate". You will spend your days dying alone, while spouting off neo-liberal economic garbage and shitposting on the internet.

I wonder if it's possible to compel him into pulling a Negi?

I'm sorry but I don't swing that way. You're going to have to find somebody else to love, homosexual African-American.