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Who would make a better mate?

Discussie in 'Shitpost Metropolis' gestart door Baya Rae 4900, 25 okt 2012.

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Who would make a better mate?

Khana. 4 stem(men) 36,4%
Subo. 7 stem(men) 63,6%
  1. MrGask #FreeGask

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    Khana has 8 arms to jack you off, and can squeeze into almost any orifice. Sorry Sugs, she wins.
    uberfukken, Murdoc esp, Solution en 2 anderen vinden dit leuk.
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  2. Sugar Bombs Creeper

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    Yeah, but he doesn't have 8 dicks. I haven't seen proof of even one dick.
    Besides, how hot could that be? Her dirty talk would be, "Oh dear. I usually make guys cum, mostly of time"
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  3. Likeicare 13yo super trolelord 420 EDF modstar #swag

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    just saying, this is a shit thread
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  4. Likeicare 13yo super trolelord 420 EDF modstar #swag

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    probably because baya made it
    Sugar Bombs vindt dit leuk.
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  5. MrGask #FreeGask

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    Women have no idea how attractive broken English is to Englishmen (whatever Baya tries to say, he still serves the Crown).
    uberfukken vindt dit leuk.
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  6. Sugar Bombs Creeper

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    Stupidity in a woman is attractive to most men; the English aren't special snowflakes. :D
  7. Harpoons Chalky Devil

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    Only in attractive women.
    Whatever, uberfukken, Murdoc esp en 5 anderen vinden dit leuk.
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  8. oddguy So kawaii I make your kokoro go doki-doki~

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    True, but her mouth is a beak so she can't give blowjobs.
  9. oddguy So kawaii I make your kokoro go doki-doki~

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    Since Baya is an aussie he might not mean "Mate" as in "Wife".
    He might just be asking who you think would be a good friend to compare knives and wrestle crocks with.
    Sugar Bombs vindt dit leuk.
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  10. Baya Rae 4900 Lawlman

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    Then I guess I'm not like most men.

    I'm leaving it ambiguous on purpose. I want to see how this turns out. So far, not so good.
    minty vindt dit leuk.
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  11. Harpoons Chalky Devil

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    Because most men aren't morbidly obese, autistic, basement dwelling pseudo-intellectuals.

    No, that one was far too easy. I'll wait.
  12. Baya Rae 4900 Lawlman

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    No, they totally are. Almost everybody knows that 90% of the male Human population reside in basements.
  13. MrGask #FreeGask

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    Yet another detail separating me from the rest of mankind.

    True, but the rest of her body is squishy and slimy, thus negating the need for them. Plus I like a bit of danger with my suck off.

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  14. Baya Rae 4900 Lawlman

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    I know, right? I think this is just something Subo tells herself to make her feel better about being forever alone.
  15. Zozmal EDF Elite

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    This had to happen sooner or later.
    1351048031959.jpg
    Sugar Bombs, MrGask en minty vinden dit leuk.
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  16. Zozmal EDF Elite

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    And don't worry, I have the perfect fitness program for you. 1351220090102.jpg
    uberfukken, Sugar Bombs en minty vinden dit leuk.
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  17. Sugar Bombs Creeper

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    Staying crunchy in milk
    :D
  18. Dr. Rice Girlvinyl

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    Why can't I vote for both? :circlejerk:
  19. Baya Rae 4900 Lawlman

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    Who hurt you, Subo?
    WHO HURT YOU?
    oh yeah, obesity
  20. Sugar Bombs Creeper

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    It's adorable that you're so in love with me that you have begun actual imitation. :D
    But I'm already taken, sry bby

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