Who would make a better mate?

Khana or Subo?

Stop existing on the same planet as me.

Clarification needed, fatty.

Do you mean mate as in maaaaate, or mate as in breeding partner?

most likely the first. this is baya remember. the chances of him ever reproducing are thankfully as tiny as his cock.

lmao

also, maybe we need to clarify if "mate" is code for "nurse who has to periodically rotate an obese male to prevent bedsores forming"

I suppose that depends on whether a filthy untermenchen like baya can afford such a luxury. but I'm guessing that you're probably right on that one.

He'll be on some sort of taxpayer funded scheme where I work to pay for the fat cunt's wet nurse.

Yes, it's true that my is slightly bellow average. Of course I've only had male porn stars to compare with.

Fix'd.

And clarify what you mean by "mate" you fat shit.

Fuck you and everything you hold most dear, you bloodied runt.

Is that your definition?

If so, I'm going to have a hard time choosing between K & sugs.

Sugs holds her cat pretty dear, and if fucking that thing is part of the deal then I'm out.

Who knows what an octopus holds dear.

I opted for sugar tits on the basis that Khanzer is a goddamned sea-furry.

lol sea furry.

moar liek sea slimy

i really feel like some calamari, and i fear that my hunger is clouding my judgement

Pickle vs Octopus. American vs Americana. Texan vs Hispanic. It's like a match organised by God.

How unusual.

After your response, I have no more useful information.

Fuck this. Voting for sugs.

I love eating squid and octopus. not so fucking intelligent when they're battered and deep fried are they?

I have no idea what to say.
I think I should go buy a bunch of stuff I don't need, then belittle some 3rd world cultures.