I'd say they were all as flamboyantly homosexual as each other. but @oddguy and @TheBrickBalls are tops while the rest are bottoms.
@oddguy is my fag needs to get to work making my sandwiches instead of writing shitty reviews on the bad web comic wiki.
It's well known that @oddguy has a screencap of Brick's man-meat as his wallpaper. He'd be the meat on Brick's shishkebab given half a chance.
Good sirs and madams I must inquire as to how one might obtain a spot on that poll as I believe I am quite the flaming queermosexual.