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Where is my clown shoe status?

Discussion in 'Noob Introduction Forum' started by ilk, 12 Nov 2014.

  1. ilk Newfriend

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    Yes Hello, Ilk here

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  2. DarkKing1316 Dramacrat

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  3. Bicarbonato EDF Elite

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    Allá en el rancho grande,
    allá donde vivía,
    había una rancherita,
    que alegre me decía;
    que alegre me decía:

    Te voy a hacer tu camisa
    como la que usa un ranchero
    con el cuello a media espalda
    y las mangas hasta el suelo.

    Allá en el rancho grande,
    allá donde vivía,
    había una rancherita,
    que alegre me decía;
    que alegre me decía:

    Te voy a hacer tus calzones
    como los que usa un ranchero
    (¿Y luego?
    ) te los comienzo de lana
    y te los acabo de cuero.

    Allá en el rancho grande...

    El gusto de las rancheras
    (¿Cuál es?)
    Es usar su buen calzado,
    y ponérselo el domingo
    cuando bajan al poblado.

    Allá en el rancho grande...

    El gusto de los rancheros
    (¿Cuál es?)
    Es tener su buen caballo, (¿Y luego?)
    Apretarle bien la silla
    Y correrlo por el llano.

    Allá en el rancho grande...

    El gusto de las rancheras
    Es tener su buen comal,
    Echa unas gordas largas
    Y gritarle al gavilán.

    Allá en el rancho grande...

    El gusto de las rancheras
    (¿Cuál es?)
    Es bajar el agua al pozo
    (¿Y luego?)
    A platicar con el novio
    Y estar mordiendo el rebozo.

    Allá en el rancho grande...

    Me enamoré de un ranchero
    Por ver si me daba elotes,
    Pero el ingrato ranchero
    No me daba más que azotes.

    Allá en el rancho grande...

    El gusto de las rancheras,
    (¿Cuál es?)
    Es comprarse un buen chomite,
    Y sentarse por las tardes
    Con su cazuela de esquite.
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  4. ilovejesus69 So Classy

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    Welcome, user. If you keep the music down and stay out of trouble, I'll make you and your little friends some sandwiches.
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  5. Khanzer EDF official mascot

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    Hi welcome to EDF, I'm Khanzer the mascot, have a nice day :la:
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  6. Satamprazeiros EDF Elite

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    I thought @Trixie was the mascot?
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    Can I have a turkey and swiss? I'm really fucking hungry.
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  8. Khanzer EDF official mascot

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  9. Boudica Girlvinyl

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  10. Khanzer EDF official mascot

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    The best hair color.
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  11. DarkKing1316 Dramacrat

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  12. Barrabas EDF Hero

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  13. blackcats69 Dramacrat

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    Hello, I ate all the clown shoes. We do have normal shoe status.
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  14. Cobalt Girlvinyl

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    KYS.
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  15. Cock Girlvinyl

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    You smoking spice? Good luck. Once I smoked too much of the stuff and ended up passing out and face planting into concrete. Took a little time too to get me back awake. Good thing I didn't lose any teeth.

    Funny thing is that I was in some dreaming state at the time and convinced I was sitting in a car. Apparently I wasn't and then suddenly the hallucinatory images in my dream "vibrated". I didn't think much of it at the time, but when I heard someone say "let's call the paramedics" I was like wut and came back. Seems like the "vibration" was my face getting slammed into the ground. Good times.

    Anyway piss off you worthless sock.
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  16. Trixie The Nicest Poster on EDF2

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    no- it's khanzer...
    i'm "the nicest poster on EDF"
    although, i'm a bit grouchy right now.
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  17. Khanzer EDF official mascot

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    *pat pat*
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    People of your ilk are always welcome here.
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  20. Trixie The Nicest Poster on EDF2

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    good to see you back! :avocado:
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