What would you do in the post-apocalyptic future?

Find a way to hunt and learn it or starve trying.
Because while you faggots are looting the food store I'll be getting myself some camping supplies and salt.

I would use a magic marker to write code onto non powered crt monitors

What a shitty thing to do. >:[

Well, I'll just have to buy myself a Fat Man.

Thats the right idea, if you can't have your bottlecaps, no one can.

Would you happen to know of a retailer whom sells smoke houses? I plan on monopolizing the human meat market. After all, it's just shameful to waste in such dire times.

I am going to hold up in a fortress with thousands of liters of Dare Ice Coffee.
and cannibalism, lots of cannibalism.

I would walk out into the middle of the street and masturbate furiously.

Then die of dehydration.

I assume you wouldn't be the only one.
Whole armies of men just blowing their loads in the street until they die of exhaustion.

Upside: You'll have plenty of creamer for your stockpile of coffee

I'd go around fucking every corpse still warm enough.

It'll be pre made ice coffee.
Sure it won't last very long but by that time I'll probably be already dead.

That'd be hilarious to watch.

You'd have to pay to satisfy your fetish, sicko.

So you will be opening up some psychotic post-apocalyptic necro-fetish scat club instead of just running though the streets violating the bloated dead.

That's an interesting idea.

I got a survival guide to study, i will just bear grylls my way through whatever the fuck i need from the land, and stay put, bugging out is what gets you killed.

Also depends on the emergency.
i would not wear clothes anymore i suppose.

So you plan on drinking your own piss a lot?

Grab a shotgun,Go to the Patagonia or Himalayas....on the way kidnapping some hot girl...food whatever I don't care

only as a last resort.
unlike bear grylls i think that you shouldn't drink your piss when it's yellow.

Les Hiddens doesn't drink his own piss, and i find his info more helpful than bear, because Les is about getting water BEFORE you have to drink your own piss.

in Waterworld, everyone drinks their own piss, it never seems to dawn on them to drink the seawater.

Seawater isn't really suitable for drinking, what with the high concentrations of salt in it.

Unless any of you regularly drink "fresh" water you'd quickly come down with a fever and a disease as soon as you drank from a natural water source. Were I you I'd raid the shops full of bottled water ASAP. Then, when the bottled water runs out, take prisoners and drink their tears.