What the fuck fetishes

Borderline porn?

Does fapping on camera or getting tentacle raped not count anymore? Shit what have I been watching all this time?

I got a really weird request today



This a womble btw

why on earth

I'm scared.

What kind of stuff do you produce to attract such a weirdo?

BTW I once had some guy fave a pic of a character I designed. This particular character was always cold and I drew her shivering as a result. The guy's faves were composed of characters from various media shivering in the cold. I still don't understand it.

Reminds me of this: http://entertainment.wikia.com/wiki/List_of_female_characters_blowing_their_nose_in_movies_and_TV_shows
How the fuck do you make something as simple as blowing your nose a fetish where you collect pics of women blowing their noses? Wikia really knows how to attract the most autistic of types.

I think it was that anthro drawing I did for one of the users here. From what I can gather from his page, he is a 29-year-old furry with ADHD, ADD, and autism (this is on his bio, srsly).
From what I saw in his gallery, he is into a lot of weird fetishes. He's also a request whore, everything in his gallery was drawn by another artist but at least he asks for permission from the artist to post the drawing and gives them credit.
Here's his page http://cyberfox.deviantart.com/

Witty, did he at least say he would pay you?

No, he was asking for a request ie free drawing. I've done some for a couple of people here but never for some random weirdo from dA.

please dear god kill it im scared to death

Holy fuck that's one long-ass detailed request. I couldn't even process any of that shit he wrote, all the time while reading I was thinking "What is a womble? WHAT IS A WOMBLE??"

Now that that's answered I only have one other question: WHY?

Those things are fucking creepy. How any furfag could get attached to these things is beyond me.

My mom used to sing their themesong a lot, I had lots of little plushies of them second hand

Yeah, I was really struck by how lengthy and detailed it was. Literally no physical detail is spared. Its a pretty big request too, the biggest one I've seen. I don't want to sound like a jew, but its quite a lot to ask someone to draw all of that for free.

It's not that rare to get such requests on deviantART though. Years ago, when me and two friends were active on dA, we all got (and one of my friends got this request on a side account as well) some request from some dude who requested a free picture of his seven toddler/children OCs. He sent the notes with the tl;dr descriptions for his request not to us at once but with several months inbetween. All seven (or eight?? I don't remember) of them in one picture interacting or shit.

And after checking his profile it was clear that he pretty much sent these notes to anyone as he got quite a lot of pictures for free that way.

Maybe this used to be the most prominent show he grew up with and, as his sexuality developed, they became the major testing ground for his wet dreams?

I mean, people draw Fraggles porn and these characters are about just as unfuckable as aforementioned cone-headed vermin.

I think that's the question most of my experiences on EDF have left me with. Not "What?" or "Why?", but always "How?"