We need a new 911 -- a new Pearl Harbour

I remember when ED was relevant. It was an amazing time.

I want ED to be that shining spear, again. But, at its current rate, it's like Joan Rivers (post plug-pull.) However, I can see it coming back to life again. (Unlike Joan Rivers.)

What we need is something big; something polarizing; energizing; sodomizing; monopolizing!
We need to either make, or latch on to something... big: A NEW INTERNET PEARL HARBOUR.

I want ED to reign supreme again.
Fuck! OHI has been beat-down: but we've yet to properly kick it in its ribs, or rub sand and glass in its eyes. Outside, the world of faggotry is locked in an incestuous, no-holds barred, tantric love-fest with the internet and internet culture: THE WARP GATE IS OPEN- we need but step through.

EDF is a dead-zone; a subordinate to FB. Are we so content to be FB / UK's ULSTER!!??
If the Zulu's could shake free the chains of imperialism, surely, we - as white boys -- hopped up on cocaine, hot pockets, and cheap beer -- SURELY WE ARE BETTER THAN ULSTER ZULUS!!??
FB, ever the mighty, mainstream Goliath, has usurped our members (myself included which only weakens what we have here. It is an insult.

I understand many of you are fat, and ugly. (I've seen the yearbook.) And so, being so terribly fat and ugly, you are not used to pride... But, I am not fat - and I am moderately handsome. I AM USED TO PRIDE, AND I SAY IT'S HIGH-TIME WE BRING SOME BACK TO ENCYCLOPEDIA DRAMATICA!!

So, brothers and sister-brothers: how best to hijack the planes of pop culture, and what momentous towers to set them upon?

#GAMERGATE

GamerGate is literally destroying 4chan because SJW mods are exerting control. I think we should begin to monopolize on how ED is free speech and you can choose to remain anonymous on here. I mean, we don't know anything really about Baya and he has been on here for years.

Faggotry! Faggotry, I say!

Which begs the obvious question: How exactly do you destroy fecal matter?

I may start to just dump some files and information, but if we report the "true" facts we're gonna look pro-gaymer. Which would hurt credibility no?

You clean it. Police it.

Shit it up more

What true facts? You mean there is a conspiracy afoot? That SJWs are IRL social cancer?

We should find a way to get ED mentioned on CNN prime time.

I think we should start documenting the Ebola-chan Death Cult

Yes. From a rational stand point. It's really hard not to side with the gaymers. But these SJW"s are so blind by their own fucking shit being flung in their eyes they don't know what the fuck they're saying.



Look at this. NO rational human being would say this. You're telling artists to censor themselves to fit your tastes for everyone else's tastes.

No, but you are warm. CNN will only cover things that upset the jews and are actively involved. I.E. responsible for domestic terrorism, hurting upper class jews' feelings or something along the lines of: involvement with mass hacking, doxxing or suicides (more than 1).

The only sites that will cover this are right wing nut jobs.

I've been working on a plan. We build a giant wooden horse, fill it full of faggots. Then we tow it outside of Facebooks fortress and offer it to Zuckerberg high lord of the internet. He'll see the giant wooden horse and say "giant wooden horse, perfect, it's what I've always wanted" and let it enter the fortress. The faggots wait until nightfall and leap out, humping whoever they can, all screaming "Encyclopedia Dramatica you're so big". They'll take hold of the fortress and continue their orgy until they all die of dehydration. I haven't gotten any farther than that in the plan.

@Flu lol EDF isn't a dead-zone, ya dope. if you wanna help spice it up, post some more shirtless and possibly nekkid photos of yourself, because one thing you have right about your post is that you're a handsome, skinny man (no homo).

i'm personally not on FB or any other lame website. my internet life will die when ED does.

the gamergate thing is reeling in buttloads of traffic, but it's also changing the image of ED. it's giving the site a serious and truthy image as opposed to the fun and satirical one it's been reputed to have. practically all the 4chan support has been run off on account of this fact and the "ED is not a chan" policy. with 4chan in its current dying state, you'd think they would all regroup here on ED, right? to keep this free speech zone and beacon of truth alive and kicking?

also worth pointing out is the fact that 4chan was recently able to donate thousands of dollars just to earn a character in a video game, yet ED only has 17 patrons funding it as of now. if that's enough to get by, then cool, but we don't wanna sacrifice our fun factor for serious business or become a SJW site. that i do agree with you on

and when ED dies you'll be eating yours