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Warmachine Attempts An Hero

Discussion in 'News' started by uberfukken, Oct 16, 2014.

  1. uberfukken 444-1

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    WARMACHINE ATTEMPTS SUICIDE BY HANGING IN JAIL

    Source http://www.tmz.com/2014/10/16/war-machine-suicide-attempt-jail-las-vegas/

    Who the fuck is Warmachine? https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.se/threads/pornstar-christy-mack-loses-first-mma-fight.17730/
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  2. Fraud Based Economy EDF Elite

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    Ha ha. Looks like the tough guy is afraid of being the bottom bunk in a maximum security prison.
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  3. asscomb tumblr SJW

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    lol @ the nietzsche tattoo, i guess christy mack was the turin horse he beat himself
  4. SweetPax Ediot

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    Exactly my thought. I'm pretty sure he got his prison welcome and soon after attempted an hero.
  5. Arcticphoenix95 EDF Elite

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    He may be an MMA fighter yet even he was no match for Bubba. R.I.P Warmachine's Rectal Cavity.
  6. Bottom Feeder Girlvinyl

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    They wont be able to tell if he got mental retardation because of the failed suicide attempt or if he was always like that.
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  8. J15M EDF Hero

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    To cool "I follow him on twitter ya know"
  9. Bottom Feeder Girlvinyl

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  10. Hitmonchan EDF Elite

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    Apart from beating up some cocksucking whore this is the highlight of his life; a suicide attempt in order to avoid having his anus tapped by Bubba.
  11. Meursault Ediot

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    Autistic fuck. Must I say more?
    At least he had the balls to try to an hero himself. Too bad he doesn't have the brain to do it properly.
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  12. $$Trooper I'm $$Trooper, a badass commie nigger.

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    I didn't notice that tat.

    Now, here is a question.
    FUCKING WHY?!
  13. wretchedgretchen EDF Elite

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    When did it become attempted murder? That's bullshit. If he was trying to murder her he would have just death punched her.

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    Also, when did it become a crime to discipline your woman?
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  14. uberfukken 444-1

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    +1 for mickey almighty
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  15. Wraffles Ediot

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    What a pussy. Now he's Bubba's pussy, and even death can't save him.
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    War Machine almost killed himself because he was bullied by the internet. :(

    Around the time women got the vote.
  18. Harpoons Not Gay

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    scumhook and Maysam like this.
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  19. CallMeMaggot Girlvinyl

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    Warmangine hasn't too much of a bulge...
  20. TheArk EDF Hero

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    Ah c'mon, he should be used to cuddling dudes. He practiced MMA for fucks sake.
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