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Tumblrfucks that escaped outside.

Discussie in 'Tumblrfuck' gestart door Jac, 21 dec 2014.

  1. Manticore Ediot

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    So in other words, blunts help?

    As shitty as retail is, this thread makes me glad I got expelled from college for burning some tumblrite's painting.
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  2. GalacticFarts EDF Hero

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    I'd like to hear this story
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  3. Barrabas EDF Hero

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  4. Manticore Ediot

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    My class, despite it being an art class, actually had some fairly likeable, tolerable people in it. All except one, the teacher's daughter who was a greasy, mouthy dyke (oh, sorry "bi-gender") who seriously compares getting beat in a video game to getting raped and molested in real life. She is also a "single rave mom", meaning she is a dumb whore who doses up on all the drugs under the sun and would rather be a kid than a responsible mother/adult in general. She claims it was a rape baby when in reality she ran away from her baby daddy after trying to frame him for rape.

    With her insufferable banter I chime in with snarky comments like "yea it's hard to be a rave mom 'cause it's easy for you to think that condoms are indestructible" as well as retorting to her asinine points of view on the male perspective (in other words she thinks "all men are patriarchal rapists because they keep staring at my obscenely, out-of-shape, skanky body"). While doing so her mommy aka the prof would throw empty threats at me.

    The semester comes to a close and I discover she knowingly gave a friend of mine chlamydia all because he "bullied" her on something as paltry as some uncareworthy tumblr post. So I stole one of her "best" paintings (some muddily-painted shitheap with a weird BDSM-related motif) and burned it in the bathroom. She and her teacher discover this and try to get me arrested for arson.

    Cops arrive then they question and search my bags. Admittedly at this point I was a bit frantic (saying to myself, "wow I was just about to ruin my life for this damn broad..."), however the cops find my bottle of lithium, ask about it, and I told them i have schizophrenia. They instead took me to a ward only to be released 3 days later.

    Then greasedyke makes a bawwful diatribe on tumblr while I laugh.
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    She later bawwleeted her tumblr after my friend called her out on giving him chlamydia.
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  5. Arcticphoenix95 Girlvinyl

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  6. GalacticFarts EDF Hero

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    Your professor should have been taken away for treason against humanity. Seriously tho you deserve a medal.
  7. Manticore Ediot

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    What's even funnier is that she then got nabbed for felony criminal transmission.
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  8. ThePhantomInsider Ediot

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    Oh boy. This thread has definately triggered me and brought back PTSD of a group of people my GF is friends with. One is a nigger social justicar with a serious chip on her shoulder about whitey and the rest are lesbian SJWs. One has a fetish for giant robots, if I believe.

    As it was lollercaust memorial day or something last week, I was watching a news report about it when we were both around at their flat and the sheboon had to chime in with "Oh, nobody would have cared if they were black people."

    Now, far be it for me to defend jews but fucking seriously?
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  9. Jac Dramacrat

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    Best keep that bitch away from all the FNaF games then...

    [IMG]

    ...Otherwise I'm gonna be a very unhappy seal having to see more porn of it.
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  10. slimelurker EDF Elite

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    In addition to jews, the holocaust also targeted blacks(or else any race that didn't belong to the "Master Race"), gypsies, the disabled(both mentally and physically), trannies, homosexuals, poles, jehovah's witnesses and other dissenting clergy, communists, and socialists.
    So your girlfriend's friend is fucking retarded.
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  11. ThePhantomInsider Ediot

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    I've known that since the moment I first met her. Typical for a darkie.
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    Jews aren't "white" so what the fuck was grape ape upset over?
    Or was it just angry black syndrome?
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  13. Chickenwithtie EDF Elite

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    If nobody really cared about black people it would be irish history month, ya prick.
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  14. Arcticphoenix95 Girlvinyl

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    To blacks Jews are just another group of white people keeping them down and denying them their true Israelite heritage.
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  15. Gaegogi EDF Hero

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    Jesus was a Jew and blacks praise him erryday
    Oh wait, they think Jesus was black. Or that Jesus is Kanye West.
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  16. GeneralFaggotry EDF Hero

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    White hating blacks whether they're theist or atheist seem to not care if Jews count as true whiteys. I still recall a few years ago when pothead rapper "Tyler the Creator" commented on how he hated Jesus and many whitey hating niggers responded on facebook with how they agreed and how they should ship all jews like Jesus back to Israel and have a new holocaust to have less whites 'enslaving' them. Said comments had around 800 likes. I mean do people like this even have the ability to think?
  17. Dinkbot Girlvinyl

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    >niggers
    >thinking
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  18. GalacticFarts EDF Hero

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    I just went back to college and jc these fuckers are EVERYWHERE. Always talking about some update or some shit. The thing that ticks me off the most is that THEY SPEND 90% OF THEIR TIME IN CLASS ON THEIR FUCKING PHONES. This isn't highschool, these classes actually cost money, YOU MIGHT WANT TO MAKE SOMETHING OUT OF IT.

    I should have taken a history class just to watch these fuckers chimp out.
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  19. Captain Unfunny EDF Hero

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    Just wait for their student loan bills and they will piss themselves to mummy and daddy. That shit is the best.
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  20. xXtryingtoohardXx EDF Elite

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    I just had a nightmare where Tumblr SJWs grew up and became politicians.

    I am never sleeping again.
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