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Dieses Thema im Forum 'Tumblrfuck' wurde von Jac gestartet, 21 Dezember 2014.

  1. Baya Rae 4900 Lawlman

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    Here's some Backstreet Boys to make you feel better.



    They can't look where they're going, you insensitive fuck. They have no peripheral vision.
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  2. ChickenBoo EDF Elite

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    Back in 2009 I briefly lived with two crazy bitches who, while I don't think that they have Tumblrs themselves, like browsing there and pretty much eat up any SJW bullshit they happened to agree with...which is most of it.

    Both complain about the lack of "Stronge Female Characters" in the media and both are self-proclaimed feminists and "Girl gamers" (even though all they ever played was Dynasty Warriors), and when they do tabletop RPs they're characters are god-awful marry Sues who are at least part Asian, have been raped and/or abused, and all the male NPCs love them and give them lots of le sexy time.

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    The first one of the two is a bisexual otherkin mermaid/siren (although manatee with a bad aqua dye job would be more accurate) who despite being Buddhist is constantly trying to screw people out of their money. We'll call her "Ree". Ree even cut off contact with her biological mother (whom she refers to as "Birth Monster") because her mother refused to give her money...and Ree now tells everyone that her mother physically and mentally abused her throughout her childhood as well as allowed her to be molested.

    Ree tried to cock-trap one of her ex-boyfriends so he would marry her. When he called her on her bullshit she went and got an abortion, which she would milk years after for all its worth. This bitch also wished death on her own "sister" (who I'll get to shortly) because her sister has MS and is physically incapable of contributing money to the household. Hell, both she and her sister tried to get me to convert to Buddhism and sell off everything I own and then give them the money. She also had a tendency to walk around naked in front of me. While I like looking at a nice set of boobs, if I wanted to see a whale I'd go out boating more often.

    Oh, and I nearly forgot Ree tried to pass off volunteer work at a local woman's shelter as a full-time job and once she married her husband (who she broke it off with beforehand because he wasn't giving her enough money) kicked her sister to the curb.

    Despite looking the harpoons need to be manned combined with a case of man-face (she's taken pictures of herself showing her pregnant belly. There doesn't appear to be any change to her weight), she thinks she's hot and thinks people hit on her on a regular basis.

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    Now onto the "sister". We'll call her "May". They're not blood-related, but sort of adopted one another. Anyway, May claims to be a bisexual vegan otherkin vampire/fairy (and she also claims to be is African American descent) as well as a Doctor Who fangirl and a Pegasister.

    May likes telling everyone that her biological mother (also referred to as "Birth Monster") has Dissociative Identity Disorder, worked her and her siblings to the bone as soon as they could walk, forced her to be Mormon, and also allowed her to be molested by her mother's friends and relatives...

    ...Nevermind the fact that her sister dragged her through bad relationship after bad relationship. one which started with Ree fucking a man who was almost old enough to be her father in exchange for a place to live and it then lead to a polymorous relationship between Ree, May, and the guy and supposedly their are even sex tapes.

    Plus Ree bullied May the entire time they lived together. Ree even wished death on May (she wrote at least two entires on Livejournal about it and of course locked it so May can't see it) because she's physically disabled (something she won't apply for because she was turned down the first time)...before she was kicked to the curb for cock.

    May is known for getting offended by things that shouldn't offend her. Here are some examples:

    - She got offended at me when she overheard me telling an Obama joke to my mother over the phone. The joke went something like: "They said that we would have a black president when pigs flew. Well, Obama's in office so Swine Flu!"
    - She got offended when I told her one of my friend's RP characters was a "Crazy Korean.
    - She also told me that once she and a friend went to and Indian Restaurant and he asked if they would be offended if he ordered a hamburger. She said "It wouldn't offend them but it would offend ME!" All I have to say to this is if the curry niggers don't mind then why should you?

    She also makes art depicting abuse, rape, etc and tries to come off as deep. She has a webcomic (if I can find the link again I'll post it here) where she illustrates her life in some shitty animu chibi style and NO ONE would be able to make sense of it unless they know her really well.
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  3. Chickenwithtie EDF Elite

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    The only one I know is this short chick that likes to spend most of her time watching tv shows and ships real people. Is kind of a mysanthropist but she's still cute and nice, though.
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  4. Jac Dramacrat

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    Another story from my college, this chick isn't as bad as the others... But kinda is in her own special way.

    So it was around lunch period when we were all talking about cats and their behaviors, someone mentioned about cat barbs, so I said "Ugh, thanks for the image, now excuse me while I chug some bleach."
    This pissed her off, turns out this chick is major Feminazi who idolizes whores and basically every An Hero in our beloved wiki. She shouted something like "How dare you, are you making fun of Amanda Todd?!"
    "Huh, who?"
    "Shes a girl who committed suicide, you insensitive bitch"
    "...*vaguely remembers* Oh, the chick who ended it because she posed nude and got bit in the ass?"
    "That's not true, a man took advantage of her"
    "Not how I remember it, I'll Google it shall I *pulls out phone to Google* How exactly am I making fun of her anyway?"
    "She killed herself by drinking bleach!"
    "...Right okay." *reads the wiki article* Yeah OK so she killed herself by drinking bleach. So what? She couldn't handle the consequences of her actions and-"
    "Your fucking horrible, how dare you insult her!"
    "I didn't-"
    "She was a victim of a male society"
    "...*clicks on the full picture and decides to piss her off even more* Wow she was hot."
    "People like you make me sick you fucking bitch, your part of the problem, blah blah.."

    So i left her to her little patriarchy rant, only to be stuck with her later. She then decided to rant to me about how much she hates men with a burning passion... Only to then gush over the male teacher we had, and showed me that she stalked his Facebook. She also tried to justify to me about a couple she knew, where the women cheats on her husband with another man. But apparently its OK because "they love each other" and "It's not cheating because she needs them both" ... OK bitch.
    So after that I reported her to that very teacher, but as far as I know she's never been punished for it.

    Actually writing this I've noticed how much my college is very much easier on women's punishments than men's, though I guess that's fucking true for everywhere.
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  5. TheArk EDF Hero

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    A feminist took a swing at me in college once. It was right in front of campus police so they immediately headed over as she took another swing. I saw the cops in my peripheral so I didn't deck the dumb cunt. Shit went down as she resisted arrest and scratched one of the officers. They wound up bloodying her lip and scratching her face up on the sidewalk.

    Know what sparked her violent reaction? I was standing around joking with some friends and she popped her bull dyke head in, completely disregarding everyone in a group of seven to ask the gals of our group if we were being inappropriate. A little confused, I spoke up and asked what she meant. She shoves her fucking finger in my face and tells me to shut up. I tell her to get the fuck out of here before she gets hurt. She swung.

    Femcunts man. I haven't had a pleasant interaction with one. Ever.
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  6. Jac Dramacrat

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    I don't think they can be pleasant.
  7. TheArk EDF Hero

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    Some of them can. The ones who keep things in perspective.
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    Seems like an average interaction with an unfuckable woman to me.
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    Seeing as they all believe in absolute nonsense I can't see how they're worth anyone's time.
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    1st day in American History (i know, haha) class during freshman year of college:

    I raised my hand to answer a question the professor asked but 2 kids already raised their hands before me. The professor called on one of the kid who raised his hand first (who happened to be white). Me and the other kid who raised his hand put our hands down and this mouthbreathing smelly bulldyke looking SJW cunt with a butch hair cut and tumblr regalia yells out "uhhhm professor why did you call on the white kid instead of the minority student in front of me? are you a racist or something?"

    What was supposed to be a quick answer to "Who were some native American tribes that occupied Northern America before European colonization?" turned into a 50 minute argument over why I wasn't picked simply for being Asian.

    After class I apologized to my classmates who just wanted to learn (like me) for being a subject of the cringe-worthy argument. Man I still cringe thinking about the argument between the professor and the SJW
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  11. Baya Rae 4900 Lawlman

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    Practically all but two or three of my teachers in year 12 were social justice cultists. It was insane, in retrospect. Like, we make fun of kids in their teens for believing this bullshit but everything they know they've learnt from these crazy post-Marxist faggots who're well on their way to destroying the societies they infest. We should export them all to Muslim nations, TBH. Let them destroy societies that should be destroyed.
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  12. Sticks Ediot

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    I think most of the people in this thread are completely full of shit.

    Most of those SJW types are extreme introverts, meaning they act batshit crazy online, hiding behind a keyboard... but in real life they tend to be real mousy and keep their idiot mouths shut.

    And the very small portion of those that do act out in the real world, yeah, it doesn't take very long for the Internet to take notice and start milking them for lulz.
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  13. SweetPax Dramacrat

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    Yeah so all those videos of their fat asses protesting and harassing people in public are a small portion? I don't think so.
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  14. Mr. Bill EDF Hero

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    Hey, look! A faggot.
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  15. Gaegogi EDF Hero

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    I too thought that the stories I've read are just isolated cases until I actually encountered one. You'll be surprised at how many of these people are around you. All it takes is a word or a sentence to get them riled up.
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  16. Captain Unfunny EDF Hero

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    You would think so... then you meet one.
  17. TheArk EDF Hero

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    Noted. Now take your faggotry elsewhere.
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  18. Dinkbot Girlvinyl

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    Hey, do you want to cohost with John Madden in the next NFL play offs so you guys can say the most obvious shit together?
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  19. Sticks Ediot

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    Yup. Usually there's just one extrovert and then the other introverts will rally around them like sheep. They normally won't act out on their own at all though.
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    Good job explaining how every protest works ever.
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