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Tumblrfucks that escaped outside.

Discussione in 'Tumblrfuck' iniziata da Jac, 21 Dicembre 2014.

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    A vast majority of people who take courses either fail out, crack under the stress, or just fail to do anything meaningful with the courses they take after graduation. You honestly aren't missing much.
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    Crack under the stress? Your colleges are a joke here for how easy they are.
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  4. Teal Dramacrat

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    So, let me tell you guys a story. It's not so much a singular instance of a tumblrfuck escaping outside but more like a series of events of someone I met irl who introduced me to Tumblr and also another person I know who's dealt with tumblrfucks irl. It's really long sorry.

    Warning: Faggotry ahead

    Back in like 2009 I met a guy irl who was a 4channer. This was before the meme cancer invaded FB and nobody at school knew what memes were. I knew about them and also knew about 4chan and ED, I liked reading about lolcows on dA. I break up with this guy and meet the sister of his crush who he's also friends with. Over the course of a few years I have a crush on her and try dating her two times and she never really returns my affection and also uses me, but I learn about Feminism and Tumblr from her. She's not one of the shitty feminism and is for male rights and against male circumcision and pro LGBT stuff. Dunno why she calls herself a feminist since that's more egalitarian and stuff.

    I join Tumblr and I'm in the Bowie fandom and also learning about feminism. At the time Tumblr was still a pretty chill place that was really welcoming to LGBT people so I was down with this. It had feminist leanings but it wasn't the SJW cancer we know of today was small or nonexistent, or I just hadn't noticed it yet. I agreed with this Feminist stuff like women being able to do whatever they wanted with their bodies so I took up the label. Also this was back when people on Tumblr were obsessed with people outside of Tumblr not knowing about the site and having it be some secret hipster base.

    Couple years pass and Tumbr is going down hill and SJW cancer is spreading Soon a show called Hannibal started and I made some more friends based around the show. I met this girl, I’ll called her Jess. Jess was an antifeminist and an egalitarian and a former dominatrix. I had never met anyone like that before and was immediately interested in her and tried to be her friend in kind of an awkward way by debating with her. She opened my eyes more and more to how bullshit feminism and stuff was.
    I get Jess into Bowie and we become really good friends and also talked about Hannibal shit. Now you probably do't know this but the Hannibal fandom on Tumblr is batshit fucking insane and she even dealt with one Hannibal tumblrfuck irl. The feminists and stuff on there ran her off several of her antfeminist blogs and out of the Hannibal fandom until she made her own website, she also makes videos too.

    After a while Jess and I start a relationship. It's long distance so it kinda sucks but we talk a lot. She is also friends with this chick in the Hannibal fandom called Marly who she had a crush on before. Marly lived 2 hours away from her and they hang out sometimes. Marly also has a history of mental illness and is recieving treatment for schizophrenia or something.

    Eventually Marly is up for trying stuff with Jess but me and Jess are still together, I'm okay with trying an open relationship. It doesn't work out that well and I suggest Jess should stick with Marly since she lives closer and have a better chance together. We break up but continue talking as friends but there is still a lot of chemistry. Things start going downhill with Marly and Jess realizes she made a mistake and comes back to me. We want to try again and she breaks it off with Marly but doesn't tell her about me. During a short period of time Marly goes crazy, she is also the type to talk about her crazy exes when she is the crazy one.

    Eventually Marly claims Jess is stalking and harassing her and she's also an idiot feminist. Jess and marly have a huge fight and Marly calls the police on Jess claiming she's stalking and harassing her. Jess works everything out with the cops and drops Marly.

    Other fuckwits Jess has dealt with on Tumblr:
    - A psychopath who cons everyone with bad merchandise, Jess was friends with her at one point but the psychopath fucks her over.
    - A psycho who thinks he is Will from Hannibal and stalks popular blogs
    - A psycho who thinks she's Freddie from Hannibal and runs a tattle-crime like website, claiming to be 'semi official' when all she does is harass the creators of the show via email and twitter for info and interviews.



    Tl;DR: 4channer introduces me to Tumblr feminist, I join Tumblr and meet an antifeminist who opens my eyes, shit hits the fan.
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    I thought I attracted the crazy bitches, holy shit.

    Well, lesson learned for me. If the chick has a Tumblr, check it with a DSM V.
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  6. Jac Dramacrat

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    An update on a few tumblrfucks at my college, two days ago I was in the college corner shop, when the little gang of three otherkins wandered in, only they got arrested by a police officer there because he caught them stealing a ton of shit.

    I almost pissed myself laughing though when i was lurking, one of them said "What makes you think it was us stealing, could be anyone."

    "Well girls *ignores one say they are genderfluid or some shit* we noticed it was you as you three are the only ones in the entire college with bright pink and blue hair and who wear animal hats"
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  7. GalacticFarts EDF Hero

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    My sister(well brother now) is a tumblr fanatic and let me tell you, living under the same roof as her is no fucking picnic. When I first found out that she was transgender, I didn't think much of it. I still cared about her just the same. But over the weeks it became apparent that not only was she supposedly trans (I have doubts about it) but she was also a raging femininazi. Innocent conversations at the dinner table have now turned into ridiculous arguments about who's right and who's wrong. For instance this one time my mom was telling us about how an asian driver cut her off and how they're such shitty drivers. This naturally sends my sister into a flying rage on how she's "racist" and a horrible person for saying such a thing before storming out into her room.

    Another thing she did was have an argument with me about how racism against whites does not exist. I told her that although it's uncommon it's still racism. She left the room mumbling how ignorant and white washed I was. What the flying fuck.
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  8. Teal Dramacrat

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    Oh man, I feel so sorry for you
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  9. jerk EDF Hero

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    I feel bad for you, Galactic.
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  11. Jac Dramacrat

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    Poor you Galactic, luckily my tumblrfied sibling no longer lives in the same house as us, so we don't get the honor of conversing with him much.
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  12. GalacticFarts EDF Hero

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    Kill her before she breed, lol jk "boys" can't have babies.
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    I've thrown punches for less at the dinner table.

    Let loose the fury.
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    i guess the tumblrfucks are going to fail then
    haha
  19. Doomlord666 Dramacrat

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    this is not racism neither a stereotype, it is fact. numerous times i've nearly ended up rolling over the bonnet of an asian womans car while on my bike because she didn't look where the fuck she was going.
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    It's hard to see when you're always squinting <3
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