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transvestites made me puke once

Tema en 'Shitpost Metropolis' comenzado por Shooting me Softly, 25 de Jan de 2014.

  1. Shooting me Softly Ediot

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    The other night I was working, serving drinks and stuff. But then randomly three transvestite "women" came up to the bar and sat down at the stools and ordered drinks

    I severed them and then went to the back and then puked

    and then I went back and then saw them and then I puked again

    And then my co-worker called me insensitive

    Like, they didn't even look feminine. They just looked like really ugly men who stuck wigs on and stuffed lemons in their shirts. And then all the others called them "beautiful looking people".

    but I could see it in their eyes, they just didn't want to admit that those men looked like hideous mutated abominations so they could sound politically correct

    and then I was sent home because I got sick from being sick
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  2. Shooting me Softly Ediot

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    Now dont get me wrong, I don't hate their choice but if they're going to make themselves biologically a girl then they could at least make themselves look like a girl instead of a brain dead drag queen with down syndrome
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  3. Solution Albino Adebisi

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    Reported: Unchecked privilege genderizing cis scum

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  4. Hawlucha EDF Elite

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    Pssht girl don't judge :GAYHAND:


    Muh freedoms
  5. Shooting me Softly Ediot

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  6. GSTalbert1 Girlvinyl

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    You know that Shmale once played a manly dude:


    [IMG]
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  7. Solution Albino Adebisi

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    Did you know in that scene of Pink Flamingos he was told that he would be eating a melted snickers bar but it was in fact a real piece of dog shit... lol, thank you John Waters.
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    Long before the internet John foresaw AE

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    What kind of vomit? Projectile?
  10. Murdoc esp EDF Elite

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    soy un vago de mierda....
    That's tough, what gay ass city you live at?
  11. Shooting me Softly Ediot

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    Um.

    Disregard this thread, I was pretty drunk when I made it.

    then again being on EDF2 makes you feel like you're drunk anyway
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    I love you, please drink more and come to my house.
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