Torture-Device

I love those terrible drawn hands

I remember this hes was complaining about majesticchicken for colouring the 40k codex's then there his Rumbles who decided to mix 40k with Anime cuz thats soooo... fucking original and was complete shit. I don't mind Rumbles I do like his work but I'm getting tired of fucking 40k art 24/7. At least now hes trying to do other things. Also for the life DO NOT READ Life of a space marine its wretched. Think of putting tons of shitty anime troupes and putting in the 40k universe with your shitty OC. Its really Heresy upon Heresy in an unending warp storm of Heresy!

OK first things first I actually think that his art is a mixed bag. And his most recent pieces are really decent like face below and the 3D sculpture.



But its his most recent journals that make lol. He wants to quit IT journalism and go into military journalism. And by that he means interview soldiers on the front line and shit. I don't know why but I getting the feeling that there is a pretty good chance this'll blow up in his face. Which is weird because he has all the qualifications and experiences but... I don't know I can't shake off this nagging feeling that he will fail in this endeavour.

Maybe I just want him to cry running back the IT industry begging to be taken back.

S ARE EVIL ALIENS! THAT ARE TAKING OVER THE WORLD!

That looks like a failed Giger's art.

Looks like he crossed aliens with a cenobite @Bottom Feeder

"How many sandniggers did you kill today? Repealing don't ask don't tell is bullshit amirite? You don't want to say it but I know that's what you really think. Can I hold your rifle? I just... I just want to feel the weight, stroke the shaft a little..."

THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU LET THE FEMINISTS SPEAK!

" had a dream last night I spotted you wandering around a city, presumably on business. I followed you into a clothing store and watched you taking a look at some pants. You were oblivious to my presence, despite me walking past you multiple times.

When you were done browsing you left and I continued my stalking, following you down the street at a distance. At one point I lost you but then I spotted you again across a street with some of your colleagues. You were all testing out these 20ft mechas, which looked like a cross between a transformer and the amp suits from Avatar, and they were silver and black and really polished looking, like a sports car.

It was the most badass thing ever, watching you guys walk around in them, despite being in a large city. I chased you down streets like a dog chasing a giant bipedal car, not caring about the danger I was putting myself in."

JESUS FUCK, HE LITERALLY HAS AN ARMY OF FAN BOY'S.

You know what someone should do. Hack into his DA account and somehow procure his card details. Then announce that he's arranging a big meet up and forwards a bunch of people some cash so they can meet their womanly hero in Moscow. Then don't show up. And film from afar their breakdown.

I like how he portrays his gary-stu beating up space marines and yet in his co written fan-ficiton he couldn't fucking kill a low ass librarian but he can kill grey knights. Also his Gary-Stu is fucking retarded; its a fucking Khorne/Slaanesh devoted chaos marine. Last time i checked they aren't the best of buds. I also like in his splurge called a fanfic NOT A SINGLE ONE of Slaaneshes or Khorne's champions come to say hi to him with their chain axes and testicles.

Everyone listen. Listen to his fucking voice right here, right now. I honestly thought he would sound like a bad ass but... but... just listen.

https://soundcloud.com/kombatxunit88-1/suffering-economics

I'm listening. It reminds me of those voice changers that attempt to make someone sound like a woman but ends up sounding like... that.

A friend of mine suspected that the pitch has been lowered through editing. This is what the audio sounds like two octaves higher:

http://snd.sc/Xqbts0

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lol there is no way he is not a girl IRL.

Sounds your stereotypical unwashed nerd girl.

Much like how I am a girl IRL.

Agreed. These are all teenage girl cadences and phrasing patterns. Fewer guys are going to use "umm" and "uhh" near as much, and they don't tend to draw it out as long when they do.

quick question if anyone knows russian dialect, do they actually pause with an 'um' or 'uh' sound? i know most japanese people speaking in english use their native form of pause, which is an 'ahhh' sound, rather than the stereotypical [american] english 'um' and 'uh', whereas in the uk, it comes out more an 'ehr' sound. anyone know?
i was pretty sure the usual moscow dialect ALSO uses some bastard form of 'ehr' and 'um', like 'ermmm', with a, well, huskier sounding 'r', as russian 'r' tends to be, but you know, i could be wrong.

on the other hand, once you raise it a few octaves, it literally loses the russian accent and cuts it down to some american completely fucking it up based on some of those 1980s cold war movies.

while anyone's voice lowers when speaking in any form of russian, or a russian accent, that few octaves higher actually does sound perfectly like how an american female with a fake russian accent would sound. it's not as high as english allows, but it sure as fuck isn't a russian struggling with english, a language that they notoriously do not use in their society [most russians know like, no english, it's not really taught there; i know this because his ex cath swore up and down that people would come up to her and beg her to teach them english, and i trust cath pretty well, actually; we were good friends]. it would explain entirely why td fled when she came to russia the time she did [he claimed he was in the hospital, but i'm doubting that seriously; he likes to show off his flesh wounds from the hospital when he comes back, and none ever arose on that devart]. what a piece of shit.

the new generation is learning english i believe, but not to the extent of full understanding [think high school spanish courses here]. what a load of shit. the accent is too thin to be authentic, tho, that's for damn sure. also funny, if you were to tediously edit some more of that audio, stretching out/shortening certain syllables, you'd lose the accent entirely, because to create that fake accent you just shorten/stretch certain syllables, giving it that 'fake as fuck' sound.



tl;dr: i can hear a fake russian accent a mile away and that, my friends, is a fake as fuck accent.

It doesn't sound like a fake Russian accent to me as it does some completely different Eastern European accent but I'm a dumbfuck American what do I know?

Even before the pitch shift I was like "that sounds like a chick pitched down her voice". LOL.

Confirmed then...
1) A chick IRL
2) Not Russian or some other eastern european.