We are manly men, we shit like men, fart like men and don't fucking care, we let the dingleberries grow in their bushes till we have our next shower. And the dingleberry bush is the best way to ward off those nasty faggots who try to stick their snake into the gusty crevice.
Change "thread" to "poo sex", and "it" to "my anus", and you're right back at your prom night. Funny how life goes around in circles.
You know what's probably making you uncomfortable: All that fucking stubble. I do not envy you nor the amount of scratching you're going to be doing for the next couple days.
That's because all your arse-hairs are busily ingrowing. Give it a week, and you'll have a bunch of pus filled abscesses ready to burst when you sit down.
update. though my ass is no longer ass smooth as it was a few days ago and some stubble has grown on it,i still feel no ithching.
I imagine it's like, ponies filled with rainbows on fluffy clouds and OH MY FUCKING LORD BIG BLEEDING BULBS OF HERPES AND GHONORROEA
Trying not to picture it mentally......... FUCK I'M GONNA HAVE NIGHTMARES NOW THANKS A LOT FUCKING KIKE Edit: Fuck, Zaichata beat me to it.
Bullshit man. It they color of the pale moonlight. It's firm yet soft... and now it's also smooth to the touch.
me>>>>v thats you the lil guy and im saying to you . "SHUT THE FUCK UP WESLY WILLIS." ALSO DID YOU GUISE ALL KNOW THAT ODDMAN HERE IS ACTUALLY A MAN NAMED WESLEY WILLIS WHO FAKED HIS DEATH IN THE EARLY TIMES OF THE INTERNET? GOOGLE I KICKED SPIDER MANS ASS AND LISTEN TO THE UNMISTAKABLE VOICE OF ODDGUY. THOSE OF YOU WHO HAVE SKYPED OR OTHER FAGGOT SHIT YOU NERDS DO TO COMMUNICATE BESIDEs FAGGOT SHIT IN IRC. OR W/E ANY WAY . YEAH thats it