today i decided to shave my ass. despite the uncomfortable angle,and lack of prior experience... i am glad to inform you that the results were satisfactory,if not perfect. the shaving of the crack itself proved to be too difficult. but my ass now feels smooth to the touch,as long as you don't go against the grain.
Enjoy having massive swampbutt for the next few weeks. Also when it starts to grow back. Shit will itch like the dickens.