Tim B^Uckley Thread - AKA the amazing list of failure.

It's some new story about his shitty characters playing a tabletop game. Each page...well, you'll see:











The art....it's so bad.

This shitty story was supposed to be a "guinea pig" for Ethan and Lucas's return. And people thought his piece of shit fanfiction was actually good according to Buckster (who the fuck thought that thing was actually good!?).

I guess he got jealous that the people who hate him are focusing on other losers like Dobson.

Did I mention you can buy his new shitty story for a mere $2.99?

25 pages of shit. No thanks, Fuckley.

One of those pages is nothing but text...just write a book already and be done with it! If I'm reading a comic, I want to look at the pictures!

The art is really bad...really stiff 'characters' with no facial expressions. Ugh...

I feel ripped off just looking at it, and I didn't pay anything.

I didn't think it was possible for Tim to regress like Dobson, but it happened. The expressions are blah because of the big mouths all over the place (green girl is just atrocious). I didn't bother to read all of those words after reading some really embarrassing shit from B^Uckley's last "work." Nothing about the comic is really standing out from some other hack's shitty tabletop parody you can find on the Internet.

So if we're (un)lucky, our prodigal son Ethan will probably return after this shity story is done. To no one's surprise, Tim is still a dick.

What kills it is the walls of text. I love to read, I love nothing more than curling up in my recliner, have a nice hot cup of hot chocolate and start reading, but this. I had no desire to read it. The text is UGLY. It's not spaced out well at all so it's harder to read. Some sentences are structured like a new paragraph when there should't be one (the last page, lines 11 and 12 are a good example of this) and it's just...not funny

I read the last page...he mentions that if a character dies...they should get a PONY as a member...........

Jesus christ, my eyes just slide right off those pages

It has Buckley's sense of humor (zany bullshit with a mix of violence or stupidity). And he's charging people for something that's a pain in the ass to read

© disney

"It's been a few days, so you now all have a pretty decent idea of what this storytelling format looks like.

If you dig it, but you don't want to wait to read one page a day, I am offering the option for you to purchase a high-resolution PDF of the entire story up front for $2.99.

I want to be clear, that this is strictly an option. The story will continue to update over the next three weeks if you want to wait and read it that way. However some people prefer to read stories at their own pace, and I want to accomodate that.

This is a new service I've never used before, but it should automate the process of providing you a secure download link to your PDF immediately after purchase. This struck me as a better route than having people sitting around waiting for me to email them their story."

Trying another scam?

lol the deterioration of his art is more hilarious than dobson's. He's looped right back to the B^U.

TL;DR much Buckley?

Oh my god I didn't think Buckley was even still... doing anything.
WHY IS HE MIXING PROSE INTO A COMIC?! What does he have against actually DRAWING all that shit he wrote?

Don't answer that, I'm sure it's just because he's too lazy to draw the whole thing. He only knows how to draw people standing around and talking (and hardly that) so if he has to draw anything else it's too much.

Also his writing is atrocious. The old-english is pathetic and his descriptions for things are so unpleasant.

What the shit is this? Go back to gag a day comics or something Buckley holy shit.

Thanks for bumping this guys.I cant even undertsand,i used to think that no webcomic faggot was worse than Preston,but obviously Bucley got the prize on this.

In Diablo terms, B^Uckley is one of the Prime Evils of webcomics along with Mookie and Sohmers (Dobson would be one of the lesser evils).

I met Mookie at Connecticon and that guy was so fucking egotistical it made me want to barf.

Incidentally Scott Ramsoomair was there too and he was very pleasant. As were the AppleGeeks guys. And I hate those comics.