Tim B^Uckley Thread - AKA the amazing list of failure.

Jesus, shekels are pretty worthless, huh?

Jesus I wish I had that much money to spend on stuff like this

OH MAN! PAJAMAS MADE OF KNIVES! I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING! IT'S SO ORIGINAL AND RANDOM THAT THE RUSSIANS THOUGHT OFF IT HUNDREDS OF YEARS AGO!


Also, if your GM insists on also being a PC, you should find other people to play with.

Why isn't this in the banner rotation? It even looks to be the correct size.

They are not even good words. Why is everything narrated in the third person? It's like he is sitting all alone playing a four person game of D&D all by himself. I have only read snippets and it is giving me a headache.
I suggest we all copy pasta this atrocity and use it against our enemies.

Inquisitor: Tells us what we want to know.
Prisoner: Never!
Inquisitor: We have ways to make you talk. *points at the torturer, and snaps his fingers.*
*Torturer is about to read Elf Girl's dialogue*
Prisoner: So what do you want to know!?

>mfw