Tim B^Uckley Thread - AKA the amazing list of failure.

Mystery Science Theater 3000

THANKS SHERLOCK HOLMES.

The sheer length of the story above makes it harder to understand, it's too much for me to sit down and read and when I don't want to read it, he gives two black panels for a comic with nothing to compensate for it? Why did you even make this page Buckley, it's probably the laziest thing since that time Tom Preston traced Big Ben.

Dunno where your getting the idea you could try to put a novel format to a comic.

I read a lot of shitty fantasy novels, and they never had a horrible format like this.

Can we talk about these names for a moment?
Flizwit?! Who would...why? And Cake? CAKE? CAKE. That's a great name for like, a pet or something.

Cake is my screen name on a secret forum with the initials LL, you have no idea how bugged I am about this.

BUT IT'S SOOOOO ZANY LIKE THAT PORTAL MEME, AND RANDOM AS WELL! EVERYBODY loves random access & zany humor like that lovable Chef Brian!

Tim B^Uckley is a genius! A name like Flizwit automatically places you a god among fantasy and fiction writers!

you niggas are actually reading that shit??? lmfao

So guys, what exactly are your plans?

now there's no sense crying over every mistake

Complaining.

Wasn't that actually based on a real event where with one of his exes? I wonder how she'd feel knowing that he was trying to bank in on her misfortune, as if publishing it in an online comic wasn't bad enough already.

What a fucking douche.

Then there will be no dramas.

The " story " parts remind me of Corruption of Champions only far less exciting-- yeah I played it. My dude got turned into a tranny and always got rap.ed trying find new areas to explore. Probably one of the better games I've played this year.

Again, this is the 3rd or 4th page with nothing, but wordswordswords and shitty paragraphs. Generic Fantasy ahoy!

http://www.cad-forums.com/topic/3426-10/22/13---"the-campaign:-the-evil-within,-p14"/

Lol u bout to get banned.

Edit: Oh even better!
http://www.cad-forums.com/topic/3355-101613-the-campaign-the-evil-within-p8/

And a response from someone (not Tim)

"It's a dialogue based comic" - If you need a paragraph to tell a bad joke, or a box panel to explain the joke at the end of your strip, chances are you're an unfunny hack.

I can't even call this piece of shit a comic because it's nothing but words with one or two pictures. I'm still baffled how Buckley made a page with 2 black panels with only one of them having his infamous, zany sentences (You deserve to get kicked in the balls for spewing something retarded like, "this looks like dead." ).

His forums are way too painful for me to even risk a ban for calling him a misogynist manchild.

Hah hah hah hah no.That horrible comic was nothing like Tim's newest abomination.

Tim's legacy is built on gag a day game related strips. It boggles my mind that he decided that this is an okay thing to do. You should have kept doing your fucking Ethan stories, at least your real fans enjoyed them. People don't go to webcomic sites to read a 15 minute text dump ( unless its a review), they want to laugh and move on.

So, there's actually someone who bothered to read the walls of text in his "comics" and actually supports such lazy factor?

Like, I didn't even read it, but I know that if I tried, I would waste at least a year of my life trying to read all of the fucking words, and I know it's not worth wasting that much time for just Buckley.