David Eckert Appears To Clench His Buttocks; Cops Order Enemas, Colonoscopy, X-Ray For Non-Existent Drugs HERE
Bet he never makes that mistake again. Seeing as how all the officers (save one) seem to be Hispanic, I think we all know what's really going on here.
Reception: "Hello, welcome to EDF General Hospital, how may I assist you?" Puerco sucio: "Do you guys offer finger bangging and/or forced enemas, preferably in a room with space for voyeurs?" Reception: "4th floor, follow the brown line and have a wonderful day!" Puerco sucio: "See I told you this should have been our first stop, Saint Ohi's is full of no-anal faggots"
Sometimes to uphold the law, you have to finger bang some dude a few times. Freedom takes sacrifice. God bless Amerca and it's police force. Semper fi.