The US government and my email account

At this point, its pretty apparent to me they are spying on my gmail account. If I disappear randomly or I commit some terrible crime, the government is responsible/has framed me. I want you to all know this before anything happens and to make an article about how I was framed.

Idk why I can't access my email account atm despite the rest of the internet is fast as fuck. And I know something is up due to pictures I just sent from my phone.

Remember me!

Are you going through a paranoia phase right now?

Between facilitating 2 whistle blowers, one relating to government emails, my social and political actions, plus I just sent a pix to my email account with me having a gun. Prior to this, I sent an email to my account with no problem an hour earlier, yeah sure man, totally nothing to worry about here.

I don't think the US national government cares about the time you spent in the OWS movement.

I'm not talking about my activities with OWS.

Sorry, I forgot about all those meetings you held at your school library with your feminist friends to discuss the finer points of pascism.

@Dr. Rice IS ABOUT TO BE MURDERED BY THE GOVERNMENT.
ABANDON THREAD!
I REPEAT; ABANDON THREAD!

I think it is more realistic they would arrest me on trumped up charges

Not that any of you are safe: http://www.globalresearch.ca/americans-are-the-most-spied-on-people-in-world-history/5314330

If they cared they'd have already taken you down. You're not exactly a shining pillar of anonymity.

Yeah, no.

I don't care. go away. no one will miss you.

they don't have any reasons to spying on worthless citizen like you

lol you paranoid bro

This is what happens when you do a lot of LSD, you drop a 100 hits and give some to dolphins all the way thinking they wanna talk to you and shit.

No, the dolphins don't want to talk to you. No one can read your mind and vice versa. The government has better things to do then watch you buy a dime from some nigger on the street. You are not Jim Morrison, Hendrix, Loki, reincarnated John Lennon, or an Egyptian Pharoh/Jesus reborn to spread the good word tripping balls on 30+ hits. You live in the year 2013 on the planet earth with a bunch of people who don't give a shit about how fucked up you get or what you do with your life.

This is why I hate chilling with average I WANNA GET FUCKED UP people. Freak the fuck out over NOTHING or act like you always wanna fight if you say something as simple as "I got the munchies". Smoke some grass and chill.

I'll be a character witness.

I will testify that you are humble vegetable farmer, who wants only to eke out a living from his ancestral land. That you are surrounded by nubile wenches, look great in a dress, and have more drugs than the local Walgreens; is entirely beside the point.