Yeah, Uber's articles read a bit more like ED articles influenced by a newspaper, while I've been going for a newspaper articles influenced by ED thing. I'll move to the more ED-like style for the next issue and see how everyone likes it. As always, you are encouraged to submit articles yourself if there's a writing style or topic you'd like to have in the paper. And it lets me be lazier. <3 I was actually just opening up the EDF Times template to edit it for issue 5 when I noticed this thread. The Only thing not in this issue that I was going to put in was the suspicions that Zaiger is a KGB agent. Text format has been 14pt Sans font for articles (using justified alignment because news paper), 23pt Sans Bold for headings (using center alignment), and 18pt Sans for the slogan and issue number (using right alignment). edit: if anyone wants to write an article about the Rule 34 contest, that would be appreciated. I want to cover it before it's too old, but I was involved with it so I'd rather not write the article myself since that violates the rules for submissions.
I can only see the potential here if added a comix page and print mass copies to put outside of 99c stores.
Wait, if the topic is current events... nevermind. My brain was briefly melted, and I just wanted to post Porkins.
Yesh, for the next issue I propose coverage on @zaiger being a possible KGB agent (the Siberian admin's name is SeeBeen btw), the Rule 34 contest, and something about Ebola (chan) coming to the US.
Obviously, the more Xs in the word, the more dox you have. dox = name, address, background check, maybe some medical history. doxx = name, address, background check, medical history, SSN or equivalent, credit card information, bank information, maybe some passwords. doxxx = name, address, background check, medical history, SSN or equivalent, credit card information, bank information, passwords, forged or real government issued ID, blood sample, semen sample if male, foot print from their birth, access to a backdoor installed onto the computer chip within their car, high resolution 3d model suitable for 3d printing of the person.
That's not how you do it. Refer to these instructions for successful suicide: https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.se/threads/have-you-been-to-jail.19351/#post-618768