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The Chris Hart Thread

Discussion in 'DeviantART' started by KimmoAlmPhoenix, Jun 9, 2012.

  1. PresidentOfAsia Dramacrat

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    If she's an accomplished cartoonist then Tom Preston is fucking Walt Disney
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  2. ge5undhe17 Girlvinyl

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    haha wait, fuck...I reattached my old HDD and I found out that I downloaded Chris Fart's pdfs, shitloads of them which I never have read (gotta love Viet warez forums for shit you don't need). I read them and there were Rob Liefeld anatomy everywhere

    also the tutorials, man. STEP 1 Draw a stick figure STEP 2 Draw boobs STEP 3 Draw the rest of the fucking hero

    I'll upload them tomorrow
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  4. ge5undhe17 Girlvinyl

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    Alright, huge pic dump

    hero1.jpg
    clusterfuck.jpg hands lol.jpg awsm anatomy.jpg 90s hair.jpg anatomy.jpg liefeldchix.jpg
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    holy shit, this must've been published in the 90s


    lolboobs.jpg ROIDFAGS.jpg
    dat rocket flare.jpg tarots n shit.jpg HNNNGGG.jpg wimmens.jpg
  6. ge5undhe17 Girlvinyl

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    stopped loling long enough to post more shit

    derptank.jpg pew pepew.jpg BRATATAT.jpg baaaad.jpg pingas khan.jpg
  7. ge5undhe17 Girlvinyl

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    He looks kind of Liefeld-y in the back cover.
    chris looks derpy.jpg
    spess merens.jpg are you a wizard.jpg
    the fuck's happening here.jpg
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  10. PresidentOfAsia Dramacrat

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    Personally, I think is older western comic style art is decent; its too bad he had to sell out for the anime crap
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    Now I can truly learn to draw like a professional
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  13. n1bblir EDF Hero

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    [IMG]
    Looks like this was done in MS paint.

    That's probably where he got the idea from, lol.
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    How to draw bloke firing weapon like a pantsy while trying to look mean...
    That first picture :"Wave your gun around while firing shots in between... remember to keep your pinky up when you are not firing one."
    Second picture : "OH GOD!! HOW DO I USE THIS THING?!?!?"
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    I wanted to caption each drawing I posted here but MSPaint fucked up (my cursor drew +500 pixels off from the intended spot)

    Duckface McMullet in...The Little Match Man

    George Michael as Bishop from X-Men.
    "nnghh..take that you cisgendered bastard! UGH!"
    "Oh god...the vibrations...must...control....b-boner....'

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    Magneto: Oshit I reached the top of this panel how do I reverse
    Orange guy on top left has boobs on his back
    Green guy has his hand inside Magneto's ass
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  16. FuanasEdan Girlvinyl

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    Do it! I rather enjoyed ridiculing his drawings this way.
  17. CuriousCat EDF Hero

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    This thread needs an update. How about this - straight from Tumblr: tumblr_mkaoouDSAs1r34y4ho1_500.jpg How do I boobs? And here we have a screenshot from a rather interesting review on Amazon: tumblr_mkcqfabpYL1qdxlruo1_500.png I'm not entirely sure if this is legit or not, but given the fact that Chris Hart has been acting like a major douche towards his critics before (just go check out the comment section on his dA profile), I think it's safe to assume that this conversation really happened.
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  19. TheForRealDeal Girlvinyl

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    And now we know why he appeals to 13-year-old weeaboos so much: he's literally one himself
  20. FuanasEdan Girlvinyl

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    figures, that confirms hart knows jack shit about his topic beyond the basic. research? hart got ain't no time for dawt!

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