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The Chris Hart Thread

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  1. KimmoAlmPhoenix Dramacrat

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    http://christopher-hart.deviantart.com


    Start off with a quick sketch. Like all the other 6th grade art covering the front page of DA:
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    To chibi-over-anatomy promotion:
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    Then to misguided anatomy!:

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    Then utterly fails with his best impression of top quality otaku garbage that would be considered amaturish in Japan:
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    Commence the EDiot troll bombing and Permanently Banned From DeviantART antics now!
  2. desuchan Dramacrat

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    Ugh, I hate that faggot's art. He tries to peddle his tutorials and how-to books to weeaboos while most of them can shit out better art.
  3. KimmoAlmPhoenix Dramacrat

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    Planning any troll raids?
  4. PerryChatter Newfriend

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    Ugh...I bought one of his books (the shoujo one) when I was in middle school or so. When I got it home and read through it I got annoyed because he didn't draw like anything in the book according to the credits page. Plus I could already draw much better than most of the stuff. the only thing I kept it for years because I had already spent money on it.

    Just like that kt coope. ugh.
  5. CuriousCat EDF Hero

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    I've seen a couple of Chris Hart books in one of the bookstores once (one of them being "How to draw animals"), and decided to check them out, out of curiosity, to see if they're worth anything. The conclusion? They're terrible. The drawings are sloppy, full of errors and the advice is crap.

    Chris Hart is a hack who can't draw for the love of fuck, and anyone with an ounce of brain should stay the hell away from his books.

    And these manga tutorials... My God, they're bad. But I guess weaboos will buy anything, just learn to draw KAWAII DESU shit.
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  6. KimmoAlmPhoenix Dramacrat

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    This is the ONLY book of his worth reading. It did give me solid advice when I thought about trying a comic newspaper strip.
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    However, the art doesn't require much, and he admits in it that the STORY IS MORE IMPORTANT than drawing skill. Published back in 1998, maybe when he had discipline back then.
  7. KimmoAlmPhoenix Dramacrat

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    So, who would want to make an ED article on this guy?
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  8. desuchan Dramacrat

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    I would, but I suck at writing articles. Otherwise I would have made one for Hayakain for the lulz.
  9. bobmalarky EDF Elite

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    Why even bother? It's not like he has drama and everyone knows his books are shit already.
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  10. KimmoAlmPhoenix Dramacrat

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    If someone decided to critique all of his deviations very politely and he mass blocks them all that would be a great start. Then we would think up of a futher Lulz Drama extraction plan. I admit I haven't put as much thought into this though yet.

    Elsewhere on the internet he does act all butthurt to critics. Examples:



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  11. KimmoAlmPhoenix Dramacrat

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    Cool quote from a Chris Hart thread on ConceptArt:

    "I have a sudden urge to purchase every bad how-to-draw book known to man, get people to redline every image in all of them, and mail them back to their publishers."
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  12. KimmoAlmPhoenix Dramacrat

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    Excerpt from one of his Anime books.
  13. Hadra Dramacrat

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    That skull is creepy looking...

    Also, I think i had one of his books... I got it for Christmas. I think I looked at it like twice and never did like the art in it...
  14. KimmoAlmPhoenix Dramacrat

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    I've always felt the art wasn't up even to a decent tab. But when in my teens I had to accept simply because he was a few decades older and his generation (the Boomers) were always right. I saw others claim he is not a professional artist. He graduated from the California Institute Of The Arts but the author description did not say which degree he earned. I doubt any Art one, more probably like film.
  15. CuriousCat EDF Hero

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    I'm sorry, but what the fuck is that supposed to be? That skull looks horrendous - it looks like something that a thirteen-year-old weaboo would shit out. It actually reminds me of that shitty Tom Preston "Fresh Epics" promo drawing he made, with that creepy grim reaper guy...

    And you just gotta love all those butthurt responses he made to that reviewer.
  16. endsenten Knows where you sleep

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    Find the differences

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    What the shit.

    he has a dA account? now it all makes sense

    why the fuck was this guy allowed to make a book on drawing?
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    it seems that in the review, Hart scours the internet for negative reviews on his books and jumps into conversations or blogs to defend himself

    "hurrr my books are award winning"
  20. KimmoAlmPhoenix Dramacrat

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    Whadda know. They would actually publish this.

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