Teacher disciplined for stating the obvious

Jesus of Nazareth is an indisputable historical figure.

I'm quite glad that santa aint real... just look at this monster!

Abducting children.


Eating cocaine with a spoon.



Has smexytiem with your cat.



Feeding hashish to your goat.



Stealing apples from squirrels.



On his way to invade Poland in his Opel Blitz.



This is clearly a deeply disturbed individual.

Santa has no race he lives in the heart of the children

So he's a Buffalo Bill type of character?

That will be as scarce as hen's teeth. Read the Alaska article on ED.

Not true. I saw a few niggers in anchorage once. They were frozen solid, but still.

Alright, you win. Every semi-historical figure in folk-lore is now whatever race anybody wants.

King Arthur? Spic
Achilles? Spear chucker
Romulus? Praire nigger
Charlemagne? Flip
William Wallace? Chink
Robin Hood? Nigger (wait....he did take shit from rich people and his main enemy was the sheriff...)

hes a rebel hes more like Johnny Yuma

somebody has earned their eagle scout conspiracy theory badge well done.

[singing intensifies]

As if we needed more proof that our American public education system is absolutely worthless.

cashmere lop or gtfo