Survivor: Prison.

Not really. You're still forgetting the actual punishment and that is keeping them locked up for a big part of their lives, giving them disgusting food, repetitive jobs and generally depriving them of their freedom.

And personal reflection about what they did to land them in prison

Prison looks like a nice place to be

If you're into brown love

Nope, I'm not.

I doubt that

You may doubt, but it's still true

You're sounding a lot like David here

I'm not a Christian.

I bet you were baptised though, weren't you, sneaky bastard?

Nope, I wasn't baptized.

Auswitch was a concentration camp.

It was also FABULOUS.

Nope, as you can get as many drugs on the inside of jail as the outside. However, if it was a necessity, I would rather be in jail in America than Mexico. All comes down to a quote from a movie.."Do you want to be someone's senorita or someone's bitch?"

I'd rather be in jail in Europe.

Don't we all?
Prisoners here get a PS2, Flatscreen TV etc.

Or Japan

If I was in jail, I'd like to have a Fleshlight and a large supply of lube.

I wonder when prisoners in the EU get internet.