It's the Super Bowl today. Woop-de-fucking-doo. 2 teams of dudes that operate at intelligence levels even I can laugh at competing to earn the admiration of 10 million drooling sports fans. Do you care? And if you watch it for the commercials, you're even worse than the sports fans. You're a train wreck of a human being that sits through 4 hours of homoerotic crotch smashing to giggle at a 30 second snippet for Doritos.
I'm only going to watch the half time show so I can laugh at whatever obvious Illuminati symbolism they use in the show. It is funny because they are only being so overt because they are afraid.
i didnt watch a single game from the regular season so why the fuck would i care about the grand finale. superbowl parties are cool though as long as it isn't in my fucking house where they're drinking all of my fucking beer. i've lost furniture over this shit.
I don't even like the parties anymore. 20 people erupting into a frenzy over a penalty of touchdown is fucking annoying.
.jpg)
