Smart Condoms

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Have you ever wondered how many calories you’re burning during intercourse? How many thrusts? Speed of your thrusts? The duration of your sessions? Frequency? How many different positions you use in the period of a week, month or year? Ever wondered how you stack up to other people from around the world?

Welcome to the future of wearable technology in the bedroom. Welcome to i.Con.

i.Con is the worlds first smart condom ring and will be available in 2017 from British Condoms exclusively.

We are sure there’s a lot of questions you have, so, we’ll run through the frequently asked:

What is i.Con? Is it an actual condom? Is it reusable?

No, i.Con is not an actual condom; it’s a ring that will sit over a condom at the base, which you can use over and over again. It is extremely comfortable, water resistant and lightweight, you won’t even know it’s there ensuring maximum pleasure and, peace of mind that you can choose any condom you wish to use in conjunction with the i.Con.

How does it work?

Utilizing a Nano-chip and sensors, i.Con will measure and remember a number of different variables during your sessions. Once your session is completed, you will then be able to use the i.Con app to download your recent data which is paired to the device using Bluetooth technology. Once you have downloaded your data, the i.Con will automatically clear its memory making way for your next session. It’s extremely simple to use.

What about charging the i.Con

The i.Con has an integrated micro USB port so you simply plug the i.Con into your computer or mains and charging will take approximately 1 hour.

How long does the charge last?

i.Cons energy efficiency is incredible, so each charge will last approximately 6-8 hours worth of ‘live’ usage.

What does i.Con do with its data? Can I use it anonymously?

Absolutely! All data will be kept anonymous but users will have the option to share their recent data with friends, or, indeed the world. You will be able to anonymously access stats that you can compare with i.Con users worldwide.

How much will the i.Con cost?

The iCon will retail at £59.99 and will carry a one year warranty. It will be available to purchase on Britishcondoms.uk only initially, but given the huge amounts of interest from retailers around the world already, no doubt i.Con will be available in stores worldwide.

So what are the main features i.Con will record?

i.Con will record:

-Calories burnt during sexual intercourse

-Speed of thrusts

-Total number of thrusts

-Frequency of sessions

-Total duration of sessions

-Average velocity of thrusts

-Girth measurement

-Different positions used (currently BETA testing – will have more info in a release coming soon)

-Average skin temperature

What about size? Will i.Con be available in different sizes?

i.Con can be adjusted to suit everyone’s girth using the band adjustment feature. The band adjustment will allow you to flex the ring to the correct size for you ensuring maximum comfort.

I want it! When will it be available?

We are in the final stages of testing i.Con and we are aiming for general public release in 2017.

Can I Pre-Order the i.Con?

We are not physically taking payments until we have a solid release date in 2017, however, we are allowing early bird registration for the i.Con, so if you’d like to be one of the first to own the i.Con, please use the ‘Register my interest’ form to fill out and get regular updates on release date and availability.

The future of your sex life starts here.

http://britishcondoms.uk/i-con-smart-condom.html
 

Radha the Buttwhisperer

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can it teach you to not stick your dick in crazy?

can it alert you to avoid a drunken hookup with a possible dumpster fire of daddy issues and abandonment hangups?

will it help you not get knifed by that 50 dollar a throw ho whose looking to jack your wallet for dat crackrock?


when it can do that, then it is truly a smart condom.

otherwise, its just a fitbit for your dick.
 

StinkyLizard

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Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like? You've got to be kidding me. I've been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that?
 

moogshroom

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I'd try it with my balls and see what data it picks up. Maybe I'd request drivers and software, then overclock them to fully utilize the integrated SLI. Pinball would be a killer app with motion controls.

But the only potential target group for what was originally described are NSA-fetishists or prostitutes. "now with every lottery ticket also comes a chance to win 25 FREE thrusts into anyone from our discount selection". Maybe Tinder sluts start demanding a score of at least 50.000.

 

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can it teach you to not stick your dick in crazy?

can it alert you to avoid a drunken hookup with a possible dumpster fire of daddy issues and abandonment hangups?

will it help you not get knifed by that 50 dollar a throw ho whose looking to jack your wallet for dat crackrock?


when it can do that, then it is truly a smart condom.

otherwise, its just a fitbit for your dick.
Don't mind Radha, she's just wondering if this invention will end her lifestyle of hooking up with drunk betas because nobody sober would date her.
 
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