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Discussion in 'Noob Introduction Forum' started by messyjessie, Aug 24, 2012.

  1. uberfukken 444-1

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    guise you can stop replying now, clearly OP has found her way to adultfriendfinder
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  2. Lyle Girlvinyl

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    Shit, and I need a new rape victim.
  3. lulzbomb Girlvinyl

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    Cant find anything of me with long hair , but I was able to find this me.png
  4. Lyle Girlvinyl

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    I'm disapoint in you lulz, everyone knows that GOTIS don't honor their own terms. They instead rely on the fact that ronry internet guize and hipster chicks will continue pursuit, one let down after another in hopes that the GOTIS in question will eventually give them what they want, which will never happen.

    A very common GOTIS mistake when venturing into the dark woods known as EDF is the idea that the above will still hold true, when in fact EDF members partake in sodomizing one another while enjoying giving as well as receiving in a 24/7 bisexual orgy, not giving a single fuck about anyone except #1. Going against this grain will result in brutal rape followed by discardment of corpse.
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  5. OMGCoolUsernameBro EDF Hero

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    You are the most funniest shit poster that I've ever seen on this board. Thank you for the good laugh, cunt.
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  7. Voodeuxfy EDF Hero

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    I'm going to go out on a limb here, and say that I am pretty sure you'd get shanked or have your ass fisted before getting scissored as a sort of rape.
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    There's lots of cool shit if you google messyjessie.
  10. uberfukken 444-1

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    My tranny detector is off the charts.

    WHERE ARE HER BREASTS?
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  11. Whatever EDF Elite

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    Wait, that's suppose to be a woman?
    Well, as a tranny, either she succeeded, or he failed
  12. uberfukken 444-1

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    The kiss mark and faggot ear bling threw me off. That is clearly a man.
  13. messyjessie THE QUEEN

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    1. no "they" are not all on heroin or on meth. i cant pee in a cup on post prison supervision with a dirty ua. i never did illegal drugs besides marijuana in the first place.

    2. oddguy is a self hatin' jew egh? i do not think that is funny i guess. even if it is satire. forgive me because i might blame the jews eventually and not remember that i do not think its funny to do so.

    3. not sure what the 3rd comment is about. please elaborate. thank you very much. not very good at this computer stuff. actually have horrible ADHD and its untreated because being a unemployed mentally ill individual means that health insurance costs are very high!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i haz none!i am bat shit crazy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! bahahahhahahahha!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol!!!!!!:derp:

    4. i hope you do not take anything i say personally. i am a self loathing emo faggot. xoxo.








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  14. messyjessie THE QUEEN

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    hello sweetheart! thanks!
  15. messyjessie THE QUEEN

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    i like little boys! :)
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  16. messyjessie THE QUEEN

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    i am a gay homo and i love it!
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  17. messyjessie THE QUEEN

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    stoopid computer or maybe its me and i should not blame anything else. i meant to say typical basement dweller comment. okkkk now its offical and posted.:)
  18. messyjessie THE QUEEN

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    i lie. no tits for you asshole! :)
  19. messyjessie THE QUEEN

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    will you let me suckkk it daddy?:dong: nom nom noh nomh
  20. uberfukken 444-1

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    I spent 2 years on the Columbia River and can confirm that every one of you is on heroin and/or meth. Both are drugs for which leave your system within 48 hours and are very difficult to test positive for.


    No, it's not satire, he's literally a self hating jew. He belongs in the fucking oven.


    The comment was related to the SomethingAwful logo in our pain series. I am personally disgusted by that more than any of the other pictures displayed.

    Also, ADHD is a false illness fabricated by the pharmaceutical industry to both get your money, and give you a crutch for your shitty personality. Pills and drugs will only serve to mask the truth about yourself, which can never be erased.


    I live to wreck havoc upon anyone who claims depression, falsified mental illness, or seeks any form of pity. As far as I'm concerned you are spoiled rotten and do not know the true meaning of distress. If you're looking for a shoulder to cry on, I will stab your eyes out.

    I fucking hate everything emo.

    Welcome to EDF2.
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