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Remind Trixie why She is Worse than N00bs

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  1. oddguy So kawaii I make your kokoro go doki-doki~

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    Lately it seems @Trixie has started posting again and she seems to think that, despite everything that happened, in the hierarchy of this forum, she is still above new users. So even though everyone makes fun of her, at least she can make fun of newbies.

    Recently she has been making posts like these-

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    And calling new users "newb", thinking she is somehow better than them.

    This thread is to help remind her that even the worst most gayest noob is still far better than she is.

    So let us use this thread to list all the reasons why all the new users are superior to her... I'll start-

    Reason #1: No noob has even tried to pretend to have cancer.
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  2. Cobalt EDF Elite

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    I have cancer in my dick, and the only cure is that some whore sucks it out.
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  3. Milwin 2013 Faggot of the Year

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    Reason #2: No noob has ever used fat removal surgery.
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  4. Dr. Rice Girlvinyl

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  5. uberfukken 444-1

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  6. Baya Rae 4900 Lawlman

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    Wait, what? I thought that newfags were on the top of the EDF hierarchy. Does anybody truly think that EDF is a place where you gain rank the longer you stay?
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  7. Milwin 2013 Faggot of the Year

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    Reason #4: welcome!!!!:nyan:
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  8. Harpoons Not Gay

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  9. Cobalt EDF Elite

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    Well, you gain points, that you can spend on buying gear for your night elf.
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  10. uberfukken 444-1

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  11. Milwin 2013 Faggot of the Year

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    Reason #7: Unlike the noobs you actually have an ED article, and no that's not good.
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  13. Baya Rae 4900 Lawlman

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    No, dude, you're thinking of Star Wars: The Old Republic.
  14. Cobalt EDF Elite

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    That's the one with Khaaan, right?
  15. Milwin 2013 Faggot of the Year

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    Reason #8: No noob has ever constantly made a sammich joke, as a matter of fact no noob has EVER made a sammich joke.
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  16. oddguy So kawaii I make your kokoro go doki-doki~

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    Reason #9

    Even after loosing 37% of her body fat (if she even actually did that) she is probably still fat.
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  17. oddguy So kawaii I make your kokoro go doki-doki~

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    Reason #10

    Assuming she actually lost all that wight she now has flabby skin that make he look like a naked mole-rat.
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  18. Cobalt EDF Elite

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    Reason #11
    The 37% didn't include the head.
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  19. Milwin 2013 Faggot of the Year

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    Reason #12

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