Lately it seems @Trixie has started posting again and she seems to think that, despite everything that happened, in the hierarchy of this forum, she is still above new users. So even though everyone makes fun of her, at least she can make fun of newbies. Recently she has been making posts like these- And calling new users "newb", thinking she is somehow better than them. This thread is to help remind her that even the worst most gayest noob is still far better than she is. So let us use this thread to list all the reasons why all the new users are superior to her... I'll start- Reason #1: No noob has even tried to pretend to have cancer.
Wait, what? I thought that newfags were on the top of the EDF hierarchy. Does anybody truly think that EDF is a place where you gain rank the longer you stay?
Reason #8: No noob has ever constantly made a sammich joke, as a matter of fact no noob has EVER made a sammich joke.
Reason #9 Even after loosing 37% of her body fat (if she even actually did that) she is probably still fat.
Reason #10 Assuming she actually lost all that wight she now has flabby skin that make he look like a naked mole-rat.