Same old faces, day in, day out. I would like us to have a recruitment drive. Basically, we try to get people we know to join EDF. Whether they're friends or not is irrelevant as lulz is lulz. (LULZ FOR THE LULZ GOD.) Now I'm pretty sure that most of us were trolls at one point or another. It's time to put that charm to use. We should target other forums because the people who are most likely to become active members of EDF are those who're already established at other forums. Also, I'm thinking of making a FaceBook account and adding everyone here. Is this a good idea or not?
That's such a fucking terrible idea Baya I really honest to god hope someone thows a house brick at your face.
I support 'poons idea of hurling bricks at thumbo's face. I would say it's hurlers choice as to house brick, cinder block, etc. But anything that brings in new users is good. Even if they are faggots (or psycho whores etc).
Really, we should probably just work on retention (I AM NOT GOING TO HELP WITH THIS!), as anyone that seems relatively normal usually just makes a newbie thread and then is never heard from again.
Wow, that's really sad. It might have something to do with the abuse dished out in newfag threads. And the dick pics.
There'll never be any new members. With a terrible layout and a community so acidic the even looking at them causes your corneas to liquefy. This place will dry up like a scab and blow into the wind like volcanic ash. And as the ashes dance freely in the sky, I shall eternally walk after them, for there but for the grace of God go I.
Baya, no. Nobody wants your shitty friends here. No one wants my shitty friends, or anyone else's shitty friends here either.
>Be me >See Shrek 2: the movie novel in bookstore >Start reading it and Shreking off >Bookstore clerk sees me >"What the fuck are you doing?" >Shitimdonefor.jpeg >Close my eyes expecting the worse >Nothing >Open my eyes >A large green figure is standing right in front of me >Its Shrek, holding the clerks decapitated head in front of me >He smiles to me and whispers in my ear: "It's all oger now lassie" as he unzips and pulls down his pants relieving his gigantic oger cock >I bend to my knees for the one and almighty ogerlord >Start sucking his oger cock, it barely fits in my mouth but I do it for Shrek >My mouth is tearing open and I'm chocking >He screams a mighty roar as I taste his onion flavored love >Pass out >Wake up in my room >Find and onion and a copy of Shrek 2: the Movie Novel on my desk >Find a note next to it >"Hey now, you're a rockstar" >See a giant green figure leap out of my window >Shrek is love >Shrek is life
I don't really bother with IRL people for socializing anymore. When I need to have fun, I have enough IRL friends to accomplish this. I also have a tendency to make OL friends IRL friends quickly @Sugar Bombs
I already do this. Around the area where I live, I examine prospective candidates and try to determine whether they would be a good fit. Often the most troubling aspect is consistency. This to say, that people may make an account but don't use it frequently. Other than that, I immediately reject any who wear their faggotry on their chest with pride (super bronies, ultra furries, quantum niggers, so gays, women on internets, etc.)
I'm down for organized shitfloods. I think trashing forums will be the best way to make new friends. You already have two https://www.facebook.com/pages/Baya-Rae-49k-is-Gay/352657788183323 https://www.facebook.com/pages/Baya-Rae-Search-Rescue-Task-Force-5/425955807493768
If they begin a counter attack, inform @Meepsheep and I. We will deal with websites that resist our recruitment drive.
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