Play Fallopoly

tackling people and beating them with whatever is laying next to them on the ground after you tackle them is how you say 'hi' in my native language

@minty
You sneak up on Rose and attempt a triangle blood choke, but Rose ain't having it. Quickly spinning, she jabs you in the throat, and the fight is on.

@minty rolls

@Sugar Bombs rolls

Rose follows up with a kick to Gary's knee, causing him to lose his grip. Gary is no fool however and flexes with the blow, preventing any lasting damage. Gary tries to strait jab Rose in the nose, but Rose has taken far too many beatings to fall for that again. Rose weaves to the left and catches Gary's extended arm over her right shoulder. With all her might Rose rabbit punches Gary's elbow. On any other creature, this would snap their arm in twain, but Gary is a Super Mutant also. The blow shocks both combatants enough to cause them to temporarily disengage.

@minty rolls

@Sugar Bombs rolls

Both combatants circle and feint, neither willing to come within arms reach of the other. Backed against the turnstyle, Gary breaks it from its moorings with two quick blows, throwing it at Rose like an improvised shuriken. Rose bats it out of the air in contempt, spying a familiar wheelie bin...

@minty rolls

@Sugar Bombs rolls

she charges toward it, at an oblique angle to Gary's position. Gary runs to intercept her, but gets there too late. In an impressive feat of strength, Rose flings the wheelie bin end over end, trapping Gary underneath it like a bug under glass. Shoving the upturned wheelie bin off the station platform takes nearly the last of Rose's strength, but the result is worth it. Gary is dropped onto the third rail, and the wheelie bin lands atop him. There is a beautiful discharge of plasma as all the breakers blow, and the station is plunged into darkness.

@Sugar Bombs
You loot 26 caps off of Gary's charred body before moving deeper into the unlit metro.

Happy Birthday Gary.

@Sugar Bombs rolls 5.
You hustle down the tracks, arriving in the vicinity of Little Lamplight. The telltale shimmer of a Nightkin in stealth mode is lurking just outside the lighted area. You cautiously approach and manage to buy a Stealth Boy unit from them for 14 bottlecaps. You use this Stealth Boy to stalk and kill a child that wonders too far alone. The kid is well fed and makes a nice roast. You recover your strength from eating the savory meat.

@Khanzer rolls 7.
You come upon a series of Nuka Blue machines. Try as you might, you cannot seem to find any intact Nuka bottles/cans. You do however, find 25 bottlecaps in the coin returns.

@scumhook rolls 8.
Because you obviously needed more money, you arrive at the G.O.A.T. A pleasant, computerized voice administers the question;
"What is the name of the Monk that gives you the Wasteland Survival Guide in Fallout 2?"

@minty rolls 6(DUBS).
You gasp awake, surprised to still be alive. Dusting the burnt crust of your skin and clothing off your now pinkish exterior, you take up the trail of Rose, your prey. You lose the rather obvious spore somewhere around Little Lamplight. Wandering a bit further, you arrive at the Dupont Station. The protectrons on guard demand 14 bottlecaps.
You must auction or mortgage property by 0315(pacific), 13 June, 2277, to make up this fee.

@Greed rolls 6(not dubs).
You are brought before The Master, who speaks directly into you, in the manner of a dog to a dog. "You are a strange form, but my instinct tells me you may be more of the fertile ground I am looking for." You can feel your genetics recoiling in horror at this statement. You are dragged to the common area, and mounted multiple times by the few remaining Detroit Buck Super Mutants.

mortgage that gayditch faghole i just bought

done

Moira

Wrong, but you are awarded the Hunny Pot of 375 bottlecaps anyway.

fuckin rippa

you nuke your own country, survive the explosion, and walk around in it

Your turn is right after Sugar Bombs'. What playing piece do you want?

Son, I am proud.