Play Fallopoly

@The Satanist rolls 7.
The Jury Street Metro is always a busy place. Today is no exception.

@Greed rolls 9.
Taking advantage of an open tube door, you make your way to Dupont Station.

@uberfukken rolls 7.
You arrive at Evergreen Mills. The place is overrun with raiders. A tinkerer outside offers to sell you a Pipe Rifle for 180 bottlecaps, to clean them out with, but you are 15 caps short.

@Whatever rolls 9.
Jail is no place for a cat.

this game is stupid minty rolled doubles she should be in jail too, OP is a nigger

Suddenly our hero Helios One realized he was playing Calvinball all along

She only rolled doubles twice in a row. You and Scumhook were under special circumstances. (which you could have told were rigged to fuck you over if either of you knew probability theory)

i am soooo fucking confused right nao

i am soooo fucking confused right nao

i am soooo fucking confused right nao

did your triplepost clear up what was confusing you?

Right, where the fuck were we?

@Sugar Bombs rolls 5, coming to Saint Monica's Church.

@HeliosOne rolls 7.
As you are paraded about like a cock cosy, you reflect on the fact that had you not made that last property purchase, you could have pooled money with your fellow inmates and bought your way out of here.

@scumhook rolls 6(not doubles).
Wishing that Super Mutants had any concept of lubrication is an academic exercise you use to pass the time.

@minty rolls 7.
As you exit the tunnels you are ambushed and robbed of your remaining bottlecaps. You feel lucky to escape with your life.

@The Satanist rolls 6.
Coming to the Galaxy News Radio building, you notice it is for sale. The sign in the window says 60 bottlecaps. Surely that cannot be right?

Cost: 60
Rent: 5
Hovel Cost: 20
Each Hovel adds 5 to the base rent (so up to 30 rent with 5 hovels), a fort adds 30 to the rent, and vaults may not be built here.
Mortgage Value: 15

helios scumhook

@The Satanist you can buy that property if you want.

@Greed rolls 10(DOUBLES).
You make your way to Marigold Station, but still cannot afford a lifetime pass, despite finding that old ladies purse with 50 bottlecaps in it.

@uberfukken rolls 7.
In a Nuka crash induced haze, a strange man in a strange hat wonders aimlessly across the wasteland.