Jus add phun facts with a "did u knoe..." liek: Did u know @Dr. Rice is all talk ? Did u know peenis '? Did u know @SomeIdiot tried 2 seduce me but I friendzoned him so hard hsi head still spinnin n that he can just forgit it ? OMG now u try XD
Did you know that the octopus have three hearts? Did you know that octopuses comes in two groups that are Cirrina and Incirrina? Did you know that octopuses have special skin cells called chromatophores that enable them to blend into their background? Did you know that octopuses have arms not tentacles? It is a common mistake to refer to an octopus' arms as tentacles. Tentacles are longer than arms. Tentacles usually have suckers only at their tips. Of course I prefer to call them tentacles anyway so meh.
Did you know there's a flooding of new shitposters on edf? Did you know @Racketeer is a confirmed pedophile? Did you know this joke @beefrave used so much is not funny anymore?
Did u know @Baya Rae 4900 hasnt liked a single post EVER? Did u know @oddguy faps to @Sugar Bombs nudes (skank) that r currently circulating on EDF? Did u know @umkemesik b a butthurt spic?
Did you know that turtles live long lives due to their low metabolism? Did you know that turtles male is often half the length of its body? Did you know that turtles during sex can have an orgasm for over an hour? Did you know that turtles are cold blooded? Did you know that turtles have a three-chambered heart? Did you know that turtles can sense that you are a faggot? Did you know that turtles are everywhere even though you can't see them?