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SailorSonic BANNED LOL

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SparkleKawaiiUguu zei: ↑

Too bad you can't draw well, you could make so much money. Just like that Trippy person.

Trippy sure is better than you.

You seriously believe that you, a guy who wastes his life away on the internet, has the right to tell me who is and isn't better than me?

SailorSonic, 5 sep 2014

#141
- Shit Post x 2
TheForRealDeal Girlvinyl

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SailorSonic zei: ↑

I am so assblistered right now it's almost not funny

TheForRealDeal, 5 sep 2014

#142

Bitch Pudding, Solution, bobmalarky en 3 anderen vinden dit leuk.
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SparkleKawaiiUguu Dramacrat

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SailorSonic zei: ↑

You seriously believe that you, a guy who wastes his life away on the internet, has the right to tell me who is and isn't better than me?

She is better than you. I'm not telling you, I'm just stating an obvious fact.

SparkleKawaiiUguu, 5 sep 2014

#143

zaiger en Chickenwithtie vinden dit leuk.
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SailorSonic BANNED LOL

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Awwww, you're butthurt! So cute.

SailorSonic, 5 sep 2014

#144
- Shit Post x 2
SailorSonic BANNED LOL

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I always wanted to be a writer anyway

SailorSonic, 5 sep 2014

#145
- Shit Post x 2
TheForRealDeal Girlvinyl

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SailorSonic zei: ↑

Maybe if, like a child, I say that the other person is what I am, I'll be able to win this argument
I also don't understand how quoting works

TheForRealDeal, 5 sep 2014

#146

Bitch Pudding, HyperHominid, Solution en 4 anderen vinden dit leuk.
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SailorSonic BANNED LOL

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Why are none of you posting in my other thread?

SailorSonic, 5 sep 2014

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SailorSonic BANNED LOL

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Is anybody in this thread a writer?

SailorSonic, 5 sep 2014

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Sir Wulfington EDF Elite

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SailorSonic zei: ↑

Awwww, you're butthurt! So cute.

Sir Wulfington, 5 sep 2014

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slimelurker EDF Elite

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SailorSonic zei: ↑

Is anybody in this thread a writer?

Why yes, I am a writer!

The Time EDF banged Dobson zei:

His fingers tapped away at the keyboard, the soft clicking being the only sound in the dark room aside from his labored breathing. Beads of sweat rolled down his forehead, wrinkled in concentration. With a final defiant keystroke, he posted his reply to his latest troll, and smiled to himself. 'That'll show them,' he thought, shoving a handful of fries into his mouth. He leaned back, the chair creaking under his prodigious girth. Times had been good, recently. His arch nemesis had disappeared almost a week ago, and he had finally achieved peace, no longer hindered from his pre-art warm-ups of playing Minecraft. Warm-ups that lasted a number of days, with food and nap breaks. With the sheer amount of progress he'd been making, he felt at ease, certain that a new job would come along soon enough...

Tap, tap. There was a knock at the door. "Who is it?" Andrew shouted across the house. No answer, except another knock. Andrew frowned. "If you're a Jehovah's Witness, beat it!" Tap, tap. He turned in his chair, fingers twitching as if typing another reply to a troll. "Go away! Before I call the cops for harassment!"

"Like you did those two girls?" a voice finally answered.

Andrew sat up, arching an eyebrow. Something about that voice was familiar... "What girls? I would never call the cops on a couple of innocent girls!"

There was a creak as the door opened, though Andrew was quite certain it had been locked. Goosebumps rose on Andrew's flabby arms as the footsteps of the intruder came his way. Tip, tap, tip, tap. Finally, illuminated by the light from his computer, they stepped into view. Andrew leapt from his chair, staring in shock. "EDF..." he breathed.

EDF smiled at him. "Hello Dobbles. I trust you're well?" They eyed the 5-foot pile of McDonald's take-out bags, nose wrinkling in distaste.

"How did you find me? I told you to leave me alone!"

They sighed, and reached into their pocket. "I doxxed you, remember?" They pulled out their cellphone. "And all you said to me was 'baka' before deleting my number from your contacts again." Putting the phone away, they took a step closer. "But really Dobbles, surely you must've known I was coming? I did leave a message on your answering machine."

Andrew bit his lip, eyes flicking over to the answering machine which had 59 unheard messages sitting on it. EDF came closer. "I'll sue you! Haven't you caused enough trouble?!"

EDF stopped. "Dobbles, you know I only ever want to help. Only, this time, I figured I'd help you out in a...different way than usual." Reaching behind their back into mallet-space, they retrieved a bicycle pump.

Butterflies fluttered below Andrew's stomach, and now he was sweating for a completely different reason. "I-I'm not into that kind of stuff anymore!"

EDF pulled and pushed on the pump, letting out a hiss of precious air, making Andrew groan in longing. "You're lying." They walked closer.

"I never lie! And besides, this is sexual harassment, and I need to maintain a professional image, and-"

"Dobson," EDF interrupted, now standing directly in front of him. Looking up, they stared deeply into each other's eyes. Andrew's sparkled with idiotic innocence, while EDF's remained cool yet caring. Reaching behind him, EDF grabbed a quarter-pounder, and took a bite. They then proffered it to Andrew's lips.

"Indirect kissu..." Andrew whispered before accepting the burger into his mouth. He continued to eat it, savoring the flavor as he watched EDF lift up his shirt, and hook up the pump into his belly button.

"Just relax, Dobson, I promise you'll enjoy it." With one foot holding the device down, EDF began to pump. Andrew closed his eyes in pleasure, feeling his body swell with each injection of air. Keeping a steady rhythm, it wasn't long until EDF had Andrew moaning, toes skimming the ground as he began to float upwards. "Let's see if I can finish you before you finish your burger."

"Oh no, please, I only like to go at my own pace..." Andrew begged.

"And I like a challenge," EDF replied, and began pumping faster. Andrew's moans and breathing got more and more erratic, chewed beef threatening to spill out of his mouth, which gaped in wonder. His head was bumping against the ceiling now, the very fibers of his being stretched to the limit.

"Oh, oh, EDFFFFF!" Andrew cried out as he popped, sticky cum spilling everywhere and covering the entire room, making his MAC short-out. EDF wiped the splooge off their face. Tucking the bicycle pump under their arm, they turned and walked out of the stinking apartment.

"See you next journal, Dobbles."

slimelurker, 5 sep 2014

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kawaii uguu Dramacrat

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SailorSonic zei: ↑

Is anybody in this thread a writer?

Madison, I want you to leave.

EDIT: Or is it Kendria Perry? You have a lot of sockpuppet accounts.

kawaii uguu, 5 sep 2014

#151
zaiger Kawaii on the streets. Senpai in the sheets.

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SailorSonic zei: ↑

Why are none of you posting in my other thread?

Because you are a terrible poster.

zaiger, 5 sep 2014

#152

HyperHominid, LulzKiller, Zero Cool en 5 anderen vinden dit leuk.
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Chickenwithtie EDF Elite

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Sir Wulfington zei: ↑

You're still a faggot, you know

Chickenwithtie, 6 sep 2014

#153
$$Trooper I'm $$Trooper, a badass commie nigger.

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Dank Memes professor of Dank Community College.

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Ricki zei: ↑

I am so fucking done with this shit.

Really?
He uses that picture?

$$Trooper, 6 sep 2014

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indyj EDF Hero

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uh.. am i doing something wrong or is patreon's search engine retarded?

had to go through google...

and that pic is shopped i think, or at least now he uses another one: (and the amount of money he's making makes me want to cry)

indyj, 6 sep 2014

#155
$$Trooper I'm $$Trooper, a badass commie nigger.

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Dank Memes professor of Dank Community College.

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Sir Wulfington zei: ↑

Just imagine if one of the big sub number youtubers made a patreon account, they'd make a fuckton extra easy money from goofs who have no idea about youtube ad revenue.......

I never thought about that, what if PewDiePie makes a patreon account?
Just how much money per vid would he make?

$$Trooper, 6 sep 2014

#156
$$Trooper I'm $$Trooper, a badass commie nigger.

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Dank Memes professor of Dank Community College.

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indyj zei: ↑

and that pic is shopped i think, or at least now he uses another one: (and the amount of money he's making makes me want to cry)

Bekijk bijlage 47680

Glad to see his art's still the same shit.
You'd think after 12 years of drawing the same shit, you'd at least be good at it.

$$Trooper, 6 sep 2014

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Sir Wulfington EDF Elite

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Chickenwithtie zei: ↑

You're still a faggot, you know

Sir Wulfington, 6 sep 2014

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Sir Wulfington EDF Elite

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$$Trooper zei: ↑

Glad to see his art's still the same shit.
You'd think after 12 years of drawing the same shit, you'd at least be good at it.

Clearly he doesn't need to get better, he make loads by being shit. No incentive for him to improve, unless he actually cared about the quality of his work, but I'm pretty sure he only made it to cash in on the success of penny arcade, and unfortunately ( I say that because of all the terrible things he's done like stealing 3k from a fucking charity to buy himself an expensive tablet to just continue drawing his shitty comics) he succeeded.

Sir Wulfington, 6 sep 2014

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HomsarSumo Dramacrat

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JEWS MUST DIE

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JEWS+MUST+DIE

only a thing.
FUCKING JEWS

HomsarSumo, 7 sep 2014

#160

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