OMG Surprise! Football is gay!

You're surprised?

Sauce: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/02/09/michael-sam-gay-missouri-nfl_n_4757221.html#

Yeah, it's super manly to run around in skintight spandex and grapple other men. No gays here, no siree!

The only reason I posted it was cuz I saw this:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/...ng-out_n_4759841.html?utm_hp_ref=mostpopular#

All quotes by black people:

It's a bunch of blacks guys calling him a fag for coming out. Funny that "people" who have had to deal with intolerance (maybe) can be so intolerate themselves. Nigs gonna nig, I guess.

>Implying no other celebrity has come out of the closet before.

On the contrary, the fact that blacks don't have to watch their mouths for fear of getting fired (either due to being unemployed in the first place or being employed via quota) allows them to say things most white people would be afraid to think. Also, revulsion to homosexuality is the one thing that marxists haven't successfully dealt with in blacks. You can guilt/shame/harass whites into silence, but that tactic just doesn't work on blacks and muslims (frequently overlapping).

Ironically, whites are the least gay of all the major subgroups. Blacks are the most. Of course like a lot of nonsensical gay population studies, the questions were probably worded "have you ever taken part in sexual acts with another person of the same gender" and prison populations tend to shift this immensely.

Any boys wanna wrassle?


Fun fact - That picture is of Darren Young, an openly gay professional wrestler who tag-teamed with an ex-pro handegg player. Recently said handegg player split up the team. Something tells me ole Darren's gonna have a new handegg playing tag team partner.

Is that meant to be a tongue-twister?

HAHAHA, GEDDIT?! TONGUE-TWISTER?!

Hahahahahahahaha. Ah. Homosexuality.

HAHAHAHA! Oh you silly Handeggers.

The only thing that surprises me is that there aren't MORE gay NFL players. I mean, when you take rugby and add fucking body-armour and helmets, that's a pretty sure sign that the players are fags.

You missed the point by a good mile or two. Of course there are a bunch of gay football players, they just havent come out. I bet a lot more will after this.

I think YOU missed MY point.

Football IS fucking gay. Therefore, who gives a shit if a player comes out? They're ALL fags as far as I'm concerned.

Ok baya.

Fucking attention whore faggot. Nobody cares that you guzzle down gallons of semen in your spare time.

*Handegg

I hope the also have their pants around their ankles while typing those comments.

I thought this thread was going to be about soccer.

Soccer's faggotry is voluntary. Handegg's faggotry is mandatory.