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  1. TheForRealDeal Girlvinyl

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    He's already there isn't he

    Speaking of the OP, all the ed.ch hosted images are broken because of the server move

    In other news, I was just reminded of a terrible person responsible for several terrible webcomics: Krazy Krow of Krakow Studios
    He cribs from animu and other shit but doesn't get what makes what he's taking work in the originals
    Also his art is terrible so after his first comic he's always paid various artists to draw his comics for him
    First he played some Japanese porno games and came up with Krakow, a gag comic with a story about some guy and his roommate who summon a demon from hell
    He falls in love with her, weeaboo hijinx and terrible fanservice ensue (and sometimes mild racism)
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    It was okay when I was 15, but somehow he managed to get fairly popular and make money off of it
    Next he watched Gunsmith Cats and came up with Marilith, a "serious" comic about an assassin who's fetishized worse than Rally Vincent ever was and her underage Japanese hostage/friend who fares no better
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    Partway through he realized his art sucks and that's when he started paying artists, including known bondagefag John Staton/dukkeofdeath/we-r-nomad (this is actually how I was introduced to him)
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    Things managed to get even more anime from there until Staton left and Krow scoured DA for a new artist, after which the comic burned out with a whimper
    Then he read Empowered and Doctor McNinja and decided to create Spinnerette, another terrible superhero "parody"
    The artist he got for this one is worse than Staton, but not as painful as Adam Warren
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    And because there's no justice in this world, people actually buy his webcomic in book form
  2. oddguy So kawaii I make your kokoro go doki-doki~

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    I love how plughead called out Ryan North that does Dinosaur Comics, Scoot Ransoomair-VG Cats and Randall Monroe of xkcd. First of all one of these things is not like the others. But more than that,non of these people know or care who he is... so in a pay he uses his comic to orchestrate and win an imaginary fight with them that they did not know they were a part of.
    Then he went one to use his comic to fight a (not vary) cleverly disguised version of Anonymous. Let me tell you something: If the actual Anonymous had given a single fuck about him enough to do something he would be shitting his pants.

    As far as Suitcase and co... Not long ago I was lurking the BCB forum looking for something and was unsurprised to see that alot of the old posters from the forum were already banned.
    I don't like badmouthing those two,but they have a real problem keeping friends.
  3. oddguy So kawaii I make your kokoro go doki-doki~

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    Oh yeah... ill fix those pics a bit later.

    About crow... I have to say: I don't hate him.
    For one reason: He seems to be sort of improving... Slowly,but it's still better than most webcomic artists.
    After his first comic he realized he can't draw for shit and hired an artist. His second comic was insultingly bad and the fact it changed like 20 artists in it's short run made it impossible to even understand what the fuck is going on. From that he learned that he need to hire ONE artist per comic. Or at least make sure his rotating roster of artists try to keep some consistency.

    So I have to say that "Spinnerette" is far from perfect,but it has it's charm. It's certainly a million times better than his other works. Maybe next comic he makes will actually be good.
    Probably not though...
  4. TheForRealDeal Girlvinyl

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    Regarding Ace
    It's been a long time, but I was under the impression that he was fighting an imaginary version of the SA forums because they're the ones who first told him he sucked
    Could have been both I guess

    As for Krow, don't call him an "artist"
    He's not an artist
    The closest he comes is an "author"
    I'll hand you that his writing may be improving, but it's not nearly enough to make me want to read his comic
    Also male gaze as fuck (though Marilith was worse for this, especially under Staton)
  5. oddguy So kawaii I make your kokoro go doki-doki~

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    it's both.
    In fact he is at war with everyone who never heard of him but might call him pretentious if they ever did.
    So he depicts them all doing so,and then fights them in his comic before they actually get a chance to. As a sort of "preemptive strike" for retards.
  6. ge5undhe17 Girlvinyl

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    TheOatmeal

    • first impression - is this guy a graphic designer? vectors everywhere
    • HOLY SHIT RANDOM HUMOR
    • He did it for SEO
    • Never been funny
    Why isn't there an article for this overrated shit
  7. oddguy So kawaii I make your kokoro go doki-doki~

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    Yep.
    He was a graphic designer.
    Funny thing is,: he still does the drawing in vector art but in at least two interviews he says how it's a bas tool to use to make comics and that he doesn't advise people to use it.
    ...
  8. xy0xy1 EDF Hero

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    oh hey a webcomic thread. just waiting for a chance to post these:

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    guy just can't take criticism, just like Preston
    repaint and oddguy like this.
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  9. oddguy So kawaii I make your kokoro go doki-doki~

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    lol I love this though.
    This is me in a nutshell.
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  10. TheForRealDeal Girlvinyl

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    Like I said, Josh Lesnick is terrible

    He's second only to suitcase when it comes to melting down in the SA threads
  11. oddguy So kawaii I make your kokoro go doki-doki~

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    Really?
    I don't hand around SA much... What did he rage about?
  12. TheForRealDeal Girlvinyl

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    He gets REALLY defensive about his art (as you just saw), his slipshine whores, everything

    Especially Moon Over June
    If you say word one about how shitty the art is he'll come screaming in and have a temper tantrum about how SHE'S SUCH A NICE PERSON I KNOW HER PERSONALLY YOU GUYS ARE JERKS
    Most of his meltdowns are archived by now but I found a mini-tantrum http://forums.somethingawful.com/sh...386678&pagenumber=56&perpage=40#post392887008
    Then they talk about his tendency to throw tantrums over the next page, giving him the attention he so craves

    Oh yeah, I want to add two more comics I forgot about that own
    Intrepid Girlbot and Chester 5000 lolrobottentacleporn
    Two VERY different comics about robots

    And here's a terrible comic
    Slimy Thief
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    Fetish comic about slime girls that inflate ('abody call Tommy in here)
    He goes the Jay Naylor route of the main site basically being a preview for porn stories you can buy
  13. xy0xy1 EDF Hero

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    he bawws when people stop giving him attention

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    he likes attention so much

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    that he looks for forum threads that mantions his name

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    ^ I think that forum's actually SA

    after his outburst, he reblogged this tumblr post about internet criticism which in short sounds like DONT LISTEN TO THEM, LISTENING IS FEEDING TROLLS

    EDIT:

    this 'un

    http://teahousecomic.tumblr.com/pos...st-piece-of-advice-youll-ever-get-about-doing

    lol @ culture of hate on the internet

    lol @ everything in this post
  14. TheForRealDeal Girlvinyl

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    No, he's been registered on SA since forever
  15. ge5undhe17 Girlvinyl

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  16. TheForRealDeal Girlvinyl

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    Funny how he doesn't actually follow that advice, ever

    Another shitty comic: Hanna Is Not A Boy's Name
    Spawned off of DA, and is indeed a very DA comic
    Poorly-written, poorly-staged, and full of the kind of dumb character shit that makes DA whores go "OMG FAVE MAKE MORE PLZ KTHX"
    And if I recall the artist just randomly gave up on it, just like every other project she's started

    Oh god, the memories just keep coming back
    Raven's Dojo, shitty tittymaster wannabe-shonen crap by the old artist of God Mode (another shitty gaming comic)
    Josh Lesnick tried to recommend it on SA, got told it was shit, and promptly had another meltdown
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    Also he apparently thinks that TomPreston comic about how the internet hates people with IDEAS was good
  17. oddguy So kawaii I make your kokoro go doki-doki~

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    This is making me sad... I actually sort of liked "Girly".
  18. TheForRealDeal Girlvinyl

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    So did I
    When I was 15
    Dude acts like a child and writes like one too
    And because he never stopped his pubescent obsession with silliness and boobies, he now runs a cartoon porn paysite
  19. PerpetuallyAroused Girlvinyl

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    Ok wtf.
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  20. oddguy So kawaii I make your kokoro go doki-doki~

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    His porn comics are bloody retarded.

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