IT'S MY THREAD AND IM BRINGING IT BACK! THIS IS THE second IN A LINE OF "ODDGUY EDUCATES" ARTICLES. i will be spamming EDF with these. read them and learn. i don't know if this topic has ever been brought up in the past,and honestly... i don't care. let us begin with a reading of charges. the following individuals have been convicted by the supreme E-court of the following crimes: pedophiles: for some strange reason every single child molester on earth owns a tablet. tim buckley (Ctrl+Alt+Delete.) D.C simpson (raine dog,Ozzy & Millie,girl,i drew this .) erick vaughn (electric retard.) Fred Gallagher (megatokyo.) vinson negro ngo KAK bleedman (PPG doujinshi,grim tales from down below,sugar bits.) jay naylor (better days,original life.) David chung (U.S angle corps,chungeorth academy.) immelman (concession,ballerina mafia.) Bob averill (lego robo comics.) accused but not yet convicted: David E. kelly (smorky.) Andrew Hussie (all of MSpaint adventures.) misogynists: tim buckley david chung Ryan Sohmer (least i could do,looking for group,the gutters.) racists: tim buckley jay naylor jack chick (jack chick tracts.) whoever it is that does "billy the heretic" tranny's: tim buckley's girlfriend D.C simpson moonLove (gods story... read it. it's just... wow.) jennifer diane rieitz (unicorn jelly,pastel defender helitroper and a million other ones no one reads.) Anne Onymous (the wotch.) isn't but wishes he was. douches-bags: tim buckley rayen shomer Fred Gallagher Scott Kurtz (PvP.) jay naylor tom preston (so you're a cartoonist ? and a shitload of inflation art.) psychos: tim buckley jay naylor david hopkins JDR and a million others who aren't interesting enough to mention. weebaoo's: probably tim buckley bleedman Fred Gallagher and anyone who ever made a "web-manga" furry's: everyone else who isn't already on this list. (so far tim buckley has not been charged with this but i suggest we all wait a little before calling for an acquittal.) and a special mention go's to CWC for being a pedo,furry,homophobic,crzy,weeboo aspie. catagories i didn't bother making a list for include: plagiarism,not funny,perverts,boring and NO FUCKING TALENT ! essentially,these include 99.9% of all webcomics. and now for part two: webcomic artist who look nothing like their drawings of themselves. tim buckley him in the comic- him irl- if you line up pics of buckley in chronological order you will have a timeline of a man getting fatter through the course of a decade. fred of megatokyo- andrew of MS paint adventures- very simplistic. reality: is he having an allergic reaction ? look at his lips... my god. now for craziest furry retard of them all... david hopkins. his fursona: still not as ugly as him: now look at tom preston: (it's a drawing of him making more inflation art.) and IRL tom ? what about the penny arcade guys ? gay gay gay gay IRL bald bald bald bald and the piece de resistance K.C fucking green. behold. AVERT YOUR EYES CHILDREN ! god i hate all these faggots. a bunch of no talent having retards who think they can make money by drawing their own fap fantasy's and posting them online. and you know what ? they're right !!! all their homo fans just line up to donate money for more horribly drawn crap. are there no more worthy causes ? can't they give money to the starving in Africa ? or the homeless ? fuck... they could donate that money to the KKK and it would still be a better idea. what do you all think ? what webcomic or webcomic artist do you hate and why ? me ? i hate them all.
as EDF2's webcomic expert (that is me.) i say her comic is shit. the art is cute,ill give it that. but she has no sense of writing or paceing the plot. im at work right now so i can't do an in depth analysis.
Okay. What about my camic? TDS, maybe you've heard of it. EDIT: Dammit, they still have the filter on. It's called "the(space)dancing(space)shit"
Yeah, I'm pretty much the most famous webcomic artist out there. We should do a collab sometime. PM me.
iv heard good things about it. have not gotten around to reading it yet. i can hardly contain my anticipation.
i read the bits and pieces of it i could still find and... honestly ? not impressed. i think the final word on deliberately bad webcomics has already been said. "Sweet bro and hella jeff" was incredibly bad without is stopping it from still being entertaining. "Powerup comic" marked up a real achievement when it was able to convince people he was trying to make a good comic in earnest,all the while taking the piss out of Buckley. "ELECTRIC RETARD" is worth a mention for getting banned in Germany. finally "comicpresso" is (was,now unmade) a wonderful troll comic,i haven't read it. i know it is because the website infects you with a computer virus. (i'm pretty sure this is intentional.) in short,if you have nothing to innovate in this field,making a purposely bad webcomic is a waste of time. and making it REALLY BAD ! (omgosh !) and RACIST ! (oh nose !) still won't make it any better. it only makes it come off as more of a desperate cry for attention. i am a webcomic expert.
me to,i just think his face is ugly and the supply of homestuck albums far exceeds the demand for them in a pathetic attempt to make money. also i find it hilarious that he calls himself a "troll".
it's next on my list of "to read" comics. i just cant muster the mental strength to start reading threw 10+ years of archives.