The longest dump ever verified was produced by an American, who produced a 'staggering turd' over a period of 2 hr 12 minutes which was officially measured at 12 ft 2in. The offender is banned from 134 washrooms in his state. source well..., let's say link @Baya Rae 4900 enjoy mate!
Yes, well, that's the only thing they're good for, isn't it? Taking a shit all over everything, I mean.