***Official Thread of Christianity***

I'm not going to do a thing you tell me to do, because the more it makes you mad, the more I smile. And that last part. What does that even mean? are you talking about my avatar? Because I'm the mask, and Flu is the one wearing me.

Who is mad? I'm not the one getting his panties in a twist over ms paint and claiming to be ED's answer to Shakespeare. Shit troll and boring too. Sure you aren't Dave's sockpuppet?

If I'm so shitty and boring, how come I'm the only person with a trollface badge and how come you keep replying? Haven't you fucking realized that Dave has been my sockpuppet the entire time?

Nah, you're his sockpuppet. Also, i'm replying because you are.

Badges are srs bsns.

I'm replying because my fucking friend was supposed to hang out with me today but he bailed out due to "family business" aka bullshit and god dammit I need to take out my frustration on random nerds on the internet fiusahfihsiof

Yeah random nerds like us... who don't think being the "only one with a trollface badge" is something special. Your friend bailed because you're boring.

P.S. Coming close to 400 posts in under a month. One day, when i leave the house and stop being such a fucking nerd, i hope that i too can be as cool as you.

Hey Faggots,

My name is Doakes, and you are not human in my eyes. You are all losers, Nazis, and swine who spend all day commenting on stupid ass threads. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of actually gotten any pussy? I mean, it's fun for me to be a piss poor troll because of my own insecurities, but you take it to a whole new level. This is even worse posting over 300 comments in under a month.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I mean, I'm pretty much perfect. I have a trollface badge, I'm bench on the basketball team. What sports do you play, other then jack off to my trollface badge because I'm so fucking awesome? I also get straight A's in my elementary English class, and have a banging hot button up shirt (I just jerked off with it; Shit was so cash). You are all faggots and should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic related: It's me and my hairless chest

Some people are simply too dumb to out-troll. Think about it, if you don't understand. Ohinternet is better anyway simply because it doesn't have sekushi. He was right about me being a nazi though, to be fair. : (

Spew more memes, you fucking middle schooler. And whenever I see that "shit was so cash" meme, I always agree with it because the people it's directed towards ARE losers.

OhI sucks too lol

"Stop spewing memes", said the trollface badge man with the trollface avatar to the nedm cat.

I thought it was funny; made my dick hard.

You guys are like my new hobby kinda. It's a nice way to kill time between work and sleeping, which is my typical schedule these days. I'm saving up for college, (fucking expensive assholes are ripping us off) so I've basically forsaken my social life for work work work sleep. It's nice to have a day off now and then, and I barely see my friends these days since we all seem to work at different times. So when T didn't show up, I was fucking angry. Like, come the fuck on, I haven't seen you in a MONTH. FUuuuffuuffuufufufuf like we had this planned for a week! Like god damn he's one of my closest friends and he doenst even have a fucking job and he STILL doens't hang out with me. Fuck, I don't think he hangs out with anyone anymore, to be honest. No one has really heard from him that much lately. I hope he's OK, he seems a bit angrier than usual I guess. But whatever fucking blog post/rant OUT

I have no idea who is winning here, Doakes or Reginald.

And the thread slowly starts to derail...

That's how I smile, retard. Flu is just wearing the Me-Mask to the side a bit.
Also what is an nedm cat?

You are like the ULTIMATE memespewer here, too. Like, come oooon. Get your own sense of humor and don't say what everyone else says. No one recognizes who you really are if you just barf out whatever 4chan tells you is the Hip New In-Joke.
But if you tell people memes IRL, just kill yourself.

The real question should be "What the fuck is a cat?"