At this very moment, your friends and family are becoming part of my personae collection. Have fun being forever alone when they all circlejerk without you, jerk.
I say these things because that is what we are suppose to do in the presence of faggots like you because the Thrice Greatest Human to ever exist said the former and the latter was said by an Alchemist pretending to be Saint Thomas Aquinas. I would be a fool to think that my knowledge of magic could ever rival such men. I know my abilities and I know yours, and based on how you didn't recognize the former quote as being attributed to Hermes Trismegistus, the discoverer of Alchemy, Astrology, and Theurgy goes to show you know nothing puffer.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA! Your thread was faggy to begin with.
You'd be more believable if you didn't keep breaking character in every post outside of this thread. At least when @ChristianWarrior94 decided to portray himself as a nutball bible thumper he was generally good enough to carry that mantra into several posts that he made outside of his own threads. TL;DR: OP, you're a transparent gimmick.
I knew a girl who thought she was the reincarnation of a... catpire. Half cat, half vampire. She thought she had super powers, wrote two blogs about herself and the true history of the world which consisted of sentient trees and shit... By the way, all of this was long before otherkin were a thing. She also wrote long stories, all of which had the underline message that all men are rapist who only want sex. For years she refused to have sex until she finally lost her virginity to the love of her life... Some guy who believed he was the reincarnation of a demon/assassin who was her lover in a past life. True story.
This is going to be both lame and off-topic, but I'm thanking you right now. I rented this game when I was a kid, but I forgot what it was, and it's been bugging me forever. Now, I finally know the title of some game I used to play as a child; my childhood is now complete.
She once tried to convince people she can slow down time. Only they don't notice it because their time is being slowed.
If she's fat enough she could be displaying the time dilation effects known to occur when you get closer to a black hole.