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Nothing can stop Ebola from spreading any time soon.

Tema en 'News' comenzado por Meursault, 17 de Oct de 2014.

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    http://www.escapistmagazine.com/new...-Not-Slow-or-Halt-the-Epidemic-Says-New-Study

    Resumed, Choo Choo, the Ebola chan ain't stopping soon.
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    Gee, if only we listened to Baya and nuked the area from orbit.
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    I'm sure that they'll target VA hospitals soon. I'm ded.
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    Here's how you slow it down.

    Napalm the ever loving shit out of West Africa. Send in a hazmat team with flame throwers. Proceed to burn anything the napalm missed.
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    Yes, yes, yes. She grows.
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    It really makes me happy to live in a shitty country that nobody visits.
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    This is a continent where the concept of "boil water so you don't get dysentery and die" is lost on people. I say quarantine it and let them die, then walk in and steal their resources. Worked before.
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    >implying they have any lolol
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    This shit is starting to worry me. I work in medicine and my coworkers are no strangers to epidemics. They thought the other previous ones (swine flu, SARS, and so on) were jokes, but they're actually scared of ebola. I've watched people that make a quarter million dollars in a year off processing data for epidemic illnesses and treatments watching the news in the breakroom when I'm getting a cup of coffee. Whenever somebody gets hauled on to downplay the threat of ebola, these guys get pale and proclaim "that's fucking bullshit" under their breath when they think nobody's watching or can hear them.

    I'm left with the impression our government is playing Russian-roulette with a magazine-loading pistol with this epidemic and is offering to go first.
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    Africa has a shit ton of natural resources.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Natural_resources_of_Africa

    You can't steal what was never owned or used.
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    They have diamonds, gold, oil and fruits. Thing is Africans do nothing to use them because they lack the proper culture and knowledge.
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    Calm down. Ebola only kills dirty niggers.
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    The funniest thing about plagues is that nations and groups with the biggest populations have most to lose.

    Don't worry, the life of an American is worthless. Ideally, the Americas should be completely depopulated anyway to make room for new European colonists.

    For now. Perhaps it'll do to America what the Black Death did to Europe? You should be happy, since, apparently, the Renaissance was such a good thing. Horrifying civil wars and genocides that depopulated entire nations notwithstanding.
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    Only a complete retard would compare medieval europe to modern day america.

    Oh wait, you are a complete retard. Carry on.
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    Would like to hear more about this.
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    Well for starters we know that it's semi-airborne because when we follow CDC guidelines on fluid transmitted illnesses people contract it anyways. Also, pandemic illnesses typically have multiple strains as they are reproducing far more quickly than normal illnesses. The notion that a strain of airborne ebola exists now, if it hadn't earlier, is almost certainly true. Unfortunately, all of our guidelines doggedly persist in treating the illness as a fluid-to-fluid transmission illness because "we know it is" despite evidence to the contrary. The facilities the US doctor who originally got ebola was working in were actually pretty good. We have 2 (and counting) nurses from state-of-the-art medical facilities who managed to contract ebola while, according to their testimonies, following the rules completely.

    The only effective move at this point would be to lock down travel to the US until the fire in West Africa dies down and edit our SOP for treating ebola so that it protects against airborne transmission. This is the only option that's not on the table. Some dumb woman who wrote some dumb book was on CNN last Saturday telling us about how bad ebola is and that it's useless to judge by fever as you've already been contagious for a long time at that point but she said we had to invent some magical finger-prick device to detect ebola and trust a bunch of sick Hutus to self-administer and inform us if they do have ebola and that we couldn't ban travel because it's racist and not multicultural and it prevents globalization. And as we all know, Jama'quahahshaaqereakasdgh;asgnasdlriqoihadgskldsa is definitely going to tell us if he has ebola instead of lying, hopping on a plane, and getting a half million dollars of the best medical care available before croaking.

    Essentially, we're maximizing our risk of exposing sizable portions of our population to the virus and minimizing our ability to defend ourselves, all in the name of anti-racism. The CDC is essentially a joke to medical professionals and it just stopped being funny.
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  19. $$Trooper I'm $$Trooper, a badass commie nigger.

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    The road to hell is paved with good intentions.
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    So wait, does this mean that in the best case scenario that niggers will be left to die in Niggerland?

    Sounds pretty good to me.
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