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Discussion in 'Hard Gay Chats' started by CallMeMaggot, Feb 2, 2014.

  1. Vicioushamsterp BANNED LOL

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    lol, thats just fuckin dumb. I bet if i was in front of you right now i could slap you across the room with one hand like the little BITCH that you are! hahahaha.

    and my dads friend just tracked down 4 different of you losers' ip adresses that live closest to me. me and my bf are gonna come get you guys. could be soon, could be a while from now. but just remember, talk shit to me, and i'll make sure i'll be the one having the last laugh. you dumb mother fuckers dont even know!
  2. Dr. Bill EDF Hero

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    Oh I can't wait for your crackhead junkie of a bf come over and get stomped by. Bitch, go back to your pimp.
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  3. Vicioushamsterp BANNED LOL

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    please BITCH. zach would kick your little ass you fucking ASSFACED BITCH! dont be mad just becuz you DUMB ed RETARDS cant do SHIT to hurt me! keep crying FAGGOTS!
  4. Bicarbonato EDF Elite

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    PANIC!! WE ARE ALL GONNA DIE!
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  5. Vicioushamsterp BANNED LOL

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  6. Cobalt EDF Elite

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    Phew, that was close @Dr.Bill
    I am glad we live far far away.
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  7. uberfukken 444-1

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  8. Arcticphoenix95 EDF Elite

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    We dun goofed you guize.
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  9. Atomic_Joe Joevahkiin

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    Also, everyone knows the female orgasm is a myth perpetuated by ignorant whores. Trust me, if I had to choose between banging you and suicide, I'd choose suicide without hesitation. Seriously. I'd rather have my cock scoured off with a cheese grater.
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  10. Atomic_Joe Joevahkiin

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    Come on down. I'll even leave the front door unlocked.
  11. Cobalt EDF Elite

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    How do you bang suicide?
  12. Dr. Bill EDF Hero

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  13. Atomic_Joe Joevahkiin

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    Cock first, duh.
  14. Rock Girlvinyl

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  15. Atomic_Joe Joevahkiin

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    What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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  16. Weezus Christ Girlvinyl

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    Well you know...

    If I was in the trailer park high on meth for like three weeks
    and hadnt jacked off in that same amount of time, I can probably
    see myself rationalizing fucking her after several hours of deep
    contemplation on the subject with glassy burnt out holes where
    my eyes used to be and chewing the splinters of what was a toothpick
    three days earlier.

    I mean probably. A girl on her same level of unatractiveness once sat
    on the couch next to me while I was watching a documentary on gg allin
    and she was wearing a towel and proceeded to masturbate herself while
    i uncomfortably sat next to her in the throes of severe sleep deprivation
    afraid that if i moved she would pounce on me.

    so I dunno, Ive been trying to envision a scenario where I might be mentally
    and physically pushed to levels of perverted desperation where I would fuck her.

    And god willing, some day maybe I will hit rock bottom that hard.
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  17. Schnookums EDF Hero

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    I'm going to interrupt my silence (much to everyone's disgust) just to say at this point not even I would white knight you. fxhd was much better than you. Now I'm going to disappear again and go back to lurking. Nobody try to stop me.
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  18. Fraud Based Economy EDF Elite

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    Don't let the door hit your butt on the way out.
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  19. Solution Albino Adebisi

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    Still a superiorly entertaining and more original poster than yourself, even with the yuck-face and herpes scars.
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    *snickers

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