New names for the American Civil War.

Americans had the guts to fight for their independance. austrailia is still our bitch. that's what all the butthurt is really about. jealousy. they aussies are jealous that the americans won their independance in glorious battle while they still have the UK's cock up their arse.

We do still have the Queen on our money, which is now worth more than the yank's pissweak green paper crap.

The poms are technically in charge, but only because we're too lazy to do anything about it.

and thats's something to be proud of?

Yes.

If you're an Aussie.

Fuck me, there's not much else we have to be proud of.

We've invented the clothes line. That's enough work for our civilisation.

Australia has more autonomy from Britain than Britain does from America.

Really, the only time we even see you guys is when you send that doddering old cunt down here.
Why do you do that?

Also will you people still "own" us when the sand niggers take over your rainy plot of cowshit and rename it Islamland?

Please! They prefer to be called Londonistan.

Because it's the only real time we get to do some IRL trolling as a nation

What do you mean when? it's already happened.

/me hangs head in shame

THINGS LONDONIANIANS LIKE TO DO;
*Stone rape victims.
*Burn all non-muslim places of worship.
*collect welfare.

well, up north we had "the islamic republic of bradfordistan" an entire city. overrun with pakis. my god the place is a dump.

Ahhh i see you forgot that you are owned by America.

If by "trolling" you mean "waiting for a old fart to finally fucking drop dead" then your spot on.

Your forgot "riot and loot without a license."

I love how Brits are for gun control but then run for the hills when a riot breaks out and they realise that their police were utterly incompetent. They sent away all their prisoners then made their entire country into a prison. One must appreciate the irony.

yeah but the best part is when old lizzie pops her clogs, there's her cunt son, charles to deal with. you can't tell me that isn't a prime piece of trolling there.

that applies to the whole country, the wiggers and chavs too.

my problem is that when it comes to my home country, my tolerant commie approach just falls apart in my own head. truth be told I'd love to round up the pakis, the gypos and the chavs and have them all killed like the dogs they are. I'd love to see criminals hanged drawn and quartered. I'd love to see us grown a national set of bollocks and say 'fuck you' to the americans net time they ask us to bend over and take it.

And if that makes me a nazi then seig fucking heil.

Oh and America is a shithole that's on the verge of collapse while Australia isn't. No need for jealously.

Your problem is that you're a fucking tool who puts all his faith in government.

I don't expect my governement to do shit. they never have and in all likelihood never will. I'd sure as fuck like them to. but will it happen? nah. not a chance.

So why the fuck are you a socialist, you pudgy bastard?

i don't suppose you read my earlier post did you baya? about me admitting to being a secret nazi? the one you quoted?

Nazis were/are socialists.