My Kidneys

That's all the shit you drink

Yes, mother.

Get your kidney stones removed and STFU.

no.

Okay, I didn't realise you're a masochist.
In this case, keep them as long as you want.

If you really start to die, I'm going to find you and have a team of crack surgeons and scientists graft your head/neck and half of your arms onto my stomach like Kuato from Total Recall.

Open your miiiiiiinnddd
Open your miiiiiiinnddd
Open your miiiiiiinnddd
Open your miiiiiiiiiiinnnnnddd

Do it.

I think I've just given you an incentive to live.

And become the poster-girl of pro-abortionists everywhere as a result? Brilliant!

Nice one SB. I can hear that voice in my head.

Bumped since my kidneys are aching again, I have anal polyps and I'm having chest pain, jaw pain & shoulder pain.

I leave everything I own to my true loves Amy, Andria and Mariko,

@FlamingTofuSquare @andriad069 @Die In A Fire

except my car, which goes to @scumhook.

Just make sure if one of those anal polyps is going to burst, you put plastic on the car seats.

I will, but if they do, you won't be able to see it on the maroon seats.

I may have to invest in one of those attractive beaded seatcovers the cab drivers use.

You could operate a cab service in Perth with it if they allow left-hand-drive cabs made in the 1970s. Lots of room inside, I slept in it once after kids threw stink bombs into my place.